23rd Hangover - Why does this keep happening?

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[After being murdered horrifically, again, The Captain will spend the morning drinking the dead man’s hangover away. Sometime tonight, he sobers up and gives a call to the town.]

[[Phone | Unfiltered]]

“Hey, Mayfield.

Anyone else meet a psycho ☠☠☠☠ and end up dead?

Also, it’s not all that surprising anymore. Honestly, it’s not even ☠☠☠☠ scary. I’ve died all sorts of ways and been droned quite a bit. It’s just getting old.

So, to those of you who think your scary, ☠☠☠☠ off. You got nothing that hasn’t been done here before. Stop trying, and start doing something useful. Or sit back and pretend like you matter.”

[So, maybe not entirely sober. Still, The Captain is no longer impressed.]

Comments

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

Indeed...[Totally lying.]

But I suppose it took quite a bit of alcohol to do so.

Quite a...terrible bit.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

That's usually how you do it. Unless it's like your first time in middle school drinking.

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

Middle school drinking? I'm afraid I don't understand.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

It was easier getting a hang over in middle school.

You have to drink a lot more now before it happens.

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

How many years old is a human usually in this..."middle school?"

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I think like 13 or 14.

I didn't actually go, I just knew kids.

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

Interesting indeed.

Where I come from, 13 and 14 year olds are just about adults.

Though I suppose lifespans are much shorter where I come from.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Really?

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

Indeed. I do believe the world around us has advanced quite a bit...however our little Gensokyo is trapped in a land forgotten by time.

It's quite interesting, really...when I think about it from the perspective of one who has not lived in such a world for over 4000 years.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I have no clue what you are talking about...

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

My point exactly.

I suppose I should be going, as I am sure you have much drinking to catch up on, dear.

Until next time, Captain.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, whatever.

I'll see you.