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[After being murdered horrifically, again, The Captain will spend the morning drinking the dead man’s hangover away. Sometime tonight, he sobers up and gives a call to the town.]

[[Phone | Unfiltered]]

“Hey, Mayfield.

Anyone else meet a psycho ☠☠☠☠ and end up dead?

Also, it’s not all that surprising anymore. Honestly, it’s not even ☠☠☠☠ scary. I’ve died all sorts of ways and been droned quite a bit. It’s just getting old.

So, to those of you who think your scary, ☠☠☠☠ off. You got nothing that hasn’t been done here before. Stop trying, and start doing something useful. Or sit back and pretend like you matter.”

[So, maybe not entirely sober. Still, The Captain is no longer impressed.]

Date: 2011-02-03 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
I'll even buy the steaks then.

Date: 2011-02-04 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Good, I'll pick some up and swing by sometime.

Uh... should I bring my own beer or...

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