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[Coming to from that nightmare wasn't pretty. It took him a long, and sleepless night to really even figure out all that happened.

He picks up the phone. Ready to give another one of his angry rants.]


[Phone | Unfiltered]

I told...

...

...

You know what? ☠☠☠☠ it. Never mind.

[Just lets the phone drop. If you listen closely you might hear him grumble about the bar.

He's not coming back to it to answer any calls.]



[Action!]

[You can catch him leaving his house or in route to the bar as he walks down the sidewalk. At least he's not hallucinating.

At the bar, he gets finds a nice spot to sit by himself and orders himself a bottle.]

Action

Date: 2011-06-06 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] animalhusbandry.livejournal.com
Oh, yes, of course. Barkeep!

[Waving the drone bartender over.]

Another round of drinks!

Action

Date: 2011-06-06 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Thanks. So, what the ☠☠☠☠ are we drinking to exactly.

I mean, I'm not going to complain but I don't remember getting to know you all that well. Then again I don't remember a lot of things.

Action

Date: 2011-06-06 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] animalhusbandry.livejournal.com
No, this is the first time we've met. Perhaps introductions are in order. Red Mage, at your service.

[Thrusting his hand out for a shake.]

Re: Action

Date: 2011-06-06 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[Hesitates before finally deciding to shake it.

Trying not to crush RM's hand.]


The Captain, not at yours.

Action

Date: 2011-06-06 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] animalhusbandry.livejournal.com
The Captain! That's a rather impressive title. Are you a superhero?

Action

Date: 2011-06-06 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Y....

No. I'm not a super hero.

[New drink, and down it goes.]

Action

Date: 2011-06-07 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] animalhusbandry.livejournal.com
Really? It sounds pretty superheroic to me.

Action - Brain anuerism

Date: 2011-06-07 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[Just kind of stares at Red Mage for a very, very long moment.

No one compliments his name... until he quits.]


You know what? I think I rather drink alone.

Action

Date: 2011-06-07 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] animalhusbandry.livejournal.com
Now, now, there's no reason to be ashamed of it!

Action

Date: 2011-06-07 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
I do.

Now, order another round.

Action

Date: 2011-06-07 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] animalhusbandry.livejournal.com
[And order he does!]

What shall we toast this time? And perhaps a recounting of our respective adventures is in order!

Action

Date: 2011-06-07 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Toast to quitting.

And what adventure?

[This guy can stay. He's annoying but he buys drinks.]

Action

Date: 2011-06-07 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] animalhusbandry.livejournal.com
You must have some interesting stories to tell. People who hang out in bars always do. It's one of the laws of reality.

Action

Date: 2011-06-07 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
How about you go first.

[Law of the what now?]

Action

Date: 2011-06-08 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] animalhusbandry.livejournal.com
How would you like to hear about how my friends and I defeated the Elemental Fiend of Fire with nothing but our wits and some careful applications of ice magic?

Re: Action

Date: 2011-06-08 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Whatever keeps you ordering drinks.

[Doesn't realize he will regret these words.]

Action

Date: 2011-06-08 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] animalhusbandry.livejournal.com
It is truly a tale of brave derring-do! If it hadn't been for my quick thinking and timely use of Ice9, we would certainly have died. Thankfully, I optimized my stats for just such an occasion - for any occasion, really.

Re: Action

Date: 2011-06-08 12:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[Guess who didn't understand half of htat?]

Is Ice Nine some sort of drink? Like Bicardi chic beer?

Date: 2011-06-08 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] animalhusbandry.livejournal.com
[Spazzy, your job this weekend is to figure out how to mix us a cocktail called Ice9.]

Oh, no, it's high-level ice elemental magic, capable of freezing its target solid at temperatures approaching absolute zero.

Date: 2011-06-08 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[On it. Vodka may or may not be involved.]

I've been outside when it's zero degrees out, it's ☠☠☠☠ cold but it doesn't freeze you solid.

Date: 2011-06-08 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] animalhusbandry.livejournal.com
Absolute zero is much, much colder than that. Colder than you could possibly imagine.

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