43rd Hangover - Crash and Burn!

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Action]

[As a drone, The Captain is competent at many things that are normally beyond him.

The ability to dress one's self.

History.

Literacy.

The ability to drive a car without crashing.

So when he comes out of his drone state, while driving, it's no wonder he is confused and things don't go so well.

The Captain drives the car right up a sidewalk, across a yard and into a tree. Smashing it pretty good.

With super strength, he kicks the door off and stumbles out of the wreck. Only his clothes are messed up by it.

He looks pissed.]


[Phone]

☠☠☠☠, Nextwave, sound off or something. Let me know who all is still here.

Anyone else who thinks they're a Super Hero, answer too.

I've been thinking.

Comments

[Phone]

[brainneedsbeer.livejournal.com]

I am here. Unfortunately.

[phone]

[brbgoing2russia.livejournal.com]

DAAAAAAARRRKKKKKKKKK----

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

You. Thinking? That sounds terrifying.

[Phone]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but honestly? I'm glad to have you here on my side.

You get anything back?

[phone]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, Vengeance, got it.

Glad to hear you're okay kid.

Phone

[doctor-tyrant.livejournal.com]

[Superheroes? Now things have gotten interesting.]

Hm. Would a medical professional with supernatural powers suffice?

[Phone]

[brainneedsbeer.livejournal.com]

Not yet. But I did learn that fleshy ones do not tolerate alcohol as well as robots, so I had better get my robot body back soon.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I've let guys like you handle the thinking for months now.

So, unless you got something worth bringing up, I don't want to ☠☠☠☠ hear it.

[Maybe, just maybe, he's going to regret saying that.]

Re: Phone

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Sure, super doctor, whatever.

You got a name?

[Phone]

[has-no-plan.livejournal.com]

I'm a superhero!

[Phone]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Good, now who the ☠☠☠☠ are you?

[Phone]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we could use it. I think I am going to do something stupid.

[Phone]

[has-no-plan.livejournal.com]

I'm Impulse!

[Phone]

[brainneedsbeer.livejournal.com]

What are you going to do?

[phone]

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

... Did you say "superheroes"?

Re: Phone

[doctor-tyrant.livejournal.com]

Call me the Doctor. What's on your mind?

[Phone]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Impulse? Like those kids with ADHD or something?

What do you do?

[Phone]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Try and kill the Milkman or that kid who's actually a guy pretending to be a little girl.

Unless someone comes up with a better idea.

[phone]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, super heroes.

You know, the kind that fly around, punch people and blow things up?

Phone

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Great, that's about as lame as my name.

I'm The Captain, and I say we hit one of the bad guys with everything we got. Or someone can come up with a better plan and I'll go with that.

Maybe get people together and figure this ☠☠☠☠ out.

[Phone]

[has-no-plan.livejournal.com]

Batman named me!...Well, he meant it to be a warning or something, but whatever.

I'm a speedster!

[Phone]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Batman... ☠☠☠☠. You're one of that crew.

Well, whatever, I won't be picky.

So you run really fast, can you... like... outrun time or something?

[Phone]

[brainneedsbeer.livejournal.com]

It may be the alcohol speaking but I cannot think of a better one.

Phone

[doctor-tyrant.livejournal.com]

[This sounded like just about what an average superhero would do... or even a villain if put into the right, or wrong, rather, perspective. How exciting.

Depending on how this goes, the Doctor may get a chance to study the insides of a supernatural being.]

I see, I see! It sounds like it can't be helped if this bad guy is as bad as you say he is.

What exactly is he guilty of?

[Phone]

[has-no-plan.livejournal.com]

Well I'm not as fast as the Flash yet, but I'm still really fast. I can move so fast that people don't see me.