45th Hangover - Pod-Captain [Event!]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Action | 950 Beulah Street]

[The Captain will greet his not!daughter, cheerful as ever, and even ask her about her classes.]


[Action | Around Town]

[The Captain is walking around, sober and cheerful. Two things you don't see every day.

He waves to people he sees.

He might also ask you about work or your families.]


[Action | The Pharmacy]

[The Captain rarely comes to work with a smile. Almost as rare as coming to work sober.

Not only that, he steps up and gets right to work. No complaints and no trying to hide in the back room.]


[Action | Add-on | In The Sky]

[Superman fighting The Captain would be a cool fight.

This is not that fight.

A very angry Captain dressed in his trench coat, sneakers, camo cargo pants and black star t-shirt is doing battle with a mockingly cheerful Mark Matthews dressed in typical Mayfield clothing.

Did I mention they are both flying. Colliding in the air with punches and kicks.]

I am going to stomp your cabbage patch ☠☠☠☠!

I'd watch your language, buddy.

There might be kids nearby that didn't force their daddies to leave and their mommies to drink.

Comments

[ooeeooahah]

[ Ilsa carefully looks the pods over from a distance. They aren't exactly like the ones at home, those were more like a Venus Flytrap on steroids. She backs off to the patio, and asks the young woman: ]

Are these a project of yours? They weren't here this summer.

[prpl_assistant]

(When the dust settles, she carefully makes her way forward, her revolver out just in case. She breathes a sigh of relief when the only one remaining is the real Captain and quickly slips the revolver back inside her purse.)

Sir, are you alright?

[alienfromkansas.livejournal.com]

...Sure?

[He doesn't even remember that, what's going on?]

Are you feeling alright, buddy? You certainly weren't... as cheerful last time we spoke.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I'm not "sir". I'm The Captain.

And I'm ☠☠☠☠ great.

[He doesn't look it, he also looks pissed.]

So, what the ☠☠☠☠ did he do to you to deserve bullets in the ☠☠☠☠?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[alienfromkansas.livejournal.com]

[Aaand Clark's brain goes all asfdafafg]

THOSE ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MINE!

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

We both know I never gave birth to them. And even if I did, what does 'slightly' mean?! I'll let you know I have a great figure- I thought you of all people appreciated it!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[alienfromkansas.livejournal.com]

I am not sure what games are you playing, Captain, but I think I preferred your cussing.

...Are you sure you're feeling alright?

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

Maybe if I had a reason to do so. Like a charming man to go after.

Say, wouldn't you do me a favor and let me kiss you?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[Considering Ivy just wanted to mindcontrol him, that might have even been a smart move, pod-Captain.]

...Who are you?!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[alienfromkansas.livejournal.com]

I... see.

[It's getting really hard to not snap at him, but it wouldn't be fair to do that to somebody who's obviously not... on the right state of mind at the moment.]

I think it will be better if I leave. Are you sure you're alright?

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

You do not seem to be droned...

[Completely ignoring what he says now]

but something is obviously up. Where have you been today? Did you drink a new kind of milk or something?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Around town

[brainneedsbeer.livejournal.com]

[Aaron reaches his hand out...

...But rather than taking the Captain's? He attempts to slap him.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

Now it's pretty? I thought I should take better care of myself.

Re: Around town

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

You, sir, are being extremely rude. My body is perfect as it is and several people have no problem with it.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]