hisnameisthecaptain | 9th Hangover - I'm Real ☠☠☠☠ [Call

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9th Hangover - I'm Real ☠☠☠☠ [Call | Everyone]

[After a confusing conversation with a strange young man. The Captain is putting out a call to the town.]

"Okay people, I got a question. Who here has read comic books back home?"

[The Captain is sure the guy was just crazy. Mostly sure.]

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Yeah, if we had super heroes this would have all gone to ☠☠☠☠ long ago.

And thanks kid. I guess that means something.

You could always start it yourself, I hear that's popular lately.

No, I'm good without marketing. Thanks anyways.

Modest! I think I would be too. Even though I admire Sir Aurum very much, and want to be just like him, I don't think I could ever handle all the stuff there is about him if it were me.

Of course, I could never be as great as Sir Aurum, even trying to be like him is an impossible dream....

Then don't try to be like him. Try to be your own ☠☠☠☠.

I'm not going to be an Avenger or beat Captain America in a fight but I still helped take down Beyond.

My own.... Maybe if I had my title I could aspire to be something....

Title? Can't you just call yourself something?

No way! You need a proper title for a class description. Though, the field has been blank since I got here. And even if it wasn't... my hero title was taken away. I wasn't able to get it back yet.

Don't worry kid, you'll get it back.

I know how hard it is to get a cool name. I tried all sorts of names. I was Captain Marvel once, but who wasn't? I ended up having to pay some crazy melon farmer to get the name The Captain.

You had to buy your title!? That must have been so frustrating. I made mine, it took a lot of work but I spent my days off working really hard on it. And then when I finished it, I took time off to go defeat the Overlord!

Nice, see. You're pretty ☠☠☠☠ yourself.

My name was a pain in the ☠☠☠☠. I was scraping bottom of the barrel there for a while. I was going by Captain Kerosene for a while but someone already had that name.

See, being a super hero is pretty tough.

It sounds incredibly hard.

Yeah. I made the mistake of being bitter and telling Captain America I was Captain ☠☠☠☠.

That... that seems like a bad idea to say something like that.

Yeah, long story short I woke up some time later in a dumpster with a ☠☠☠☠ of a headache and a bar of soap shoved in my mouth.

That's awful!

Yeah, Captain America is your typical good guy. Though he is also able to back it up by being the top dog.

I-is that really how heroes act in your world?

[It's like a little kids ideals were just crushed.]

No, we are all different. We are all human... well some of us are human.

Captain America just is the ideal. He can beat anyone in the end and he doesn't back down from his ideals.

B-but, a hero shouldn't hurt someone who didn't do anything wrong. Regardless of what they might have said.... Heroes should be good examples! And help people, and with the power of love and justice save the innocent people of the world!

Real life isn't always like that kid. The bad guys aren't just evil, some of them are just crazy and confused or don't even understand they are doing wrong.

You still have to curb stomp them for the good of others.

I guess that's sort of like demons. I always thought they were evil, but they don't seem that different from humans.

Was beating you up for the good of others? I don't really get it.

I think he was just trying to teach me a lesson.

Like super heroes shouldn't curse or something, or at least not to him. Dunno, I never really ☠☠☠☠ liked him anyways.

And he had to be that rough? I hope I never have to be taught a lesson like that.
I have to admit it's a bit much to do that gratuitously, it also makes for higher age restrictions.

Yeah, sometimes I'm glad I work with people with looser rules. Imagine having to be working for that guy?

Too bad his comic is a one shot run of 9 comics.

And not silver age. :c

Nope,it was a sorta protest, The Captain is all original.

What would he think about the comics available in Mayfeild?

What ones are available?

I think all the ones that would be found in America during the 1950s?

Haha, he's stupid and avoids books of all sorts. Someone should push him towards them.

Oh man, the comic book store is Almaz' new favourite place of all time!

It will end so poorly.

Those are usually the most amusing though.

Yeah they are

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