9th Hangover - I'm Real ☠☠☠☠ [Call | Everyone]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[After a confusing conversation with a strange young man. The Captain is putting out a call to the town.]

"Okay people, I got a question. Who here has read comic books back home?"

[The Captain is sure the guy was just crazy. Mostly sure.]

Comments

Those are usually the most amusing though.

[abravelikehero]

You had to buy your title!? That must have been so frustrating. I made mine, it took a lot of work but I spent my days off working really hard on it. And then when I finished it, I took time off to go defeat the Overlord!

Yeah they are

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Nice, see. You're pretty ☠☠☠☠ yourself.

My name was a pain in the ☠☠☠☠. I was scraping bottom of the barrel there for a while. I was going by Captain Kerosene for a while but someone already had that name.

See, being a super hero is pretty tough.

[abravelikehero]

It sounds incredibly hard.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I made the mistake of being bitter and telling Captain America I was Captain ☠☠☠☠.

[abravelikehero]

That... that seems like a bad idea to say something like that.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, long story short I woke up some time later in a dumpster with a ☠☠☠☠ of a headache and a bar of soap shoved in my mouth.

[abravelikehero]

That's awful!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Captain America is your typical good guy. Though he is also able to back it up by being the top dog.

[abravelikehero]

I-is that really how heroes act in your world?

[It's like a little kids ideals were just crushed.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

No, we are all different. We are all human... well some of us are human.

Captain America just is the ideal. He can beat anyone in the end and he doesn't back down from his ideals.

[abravelikehero]

B-but, a hero shouldn't hurt someone who didn't do anything wrong. Regardless of what they might have said.... Heroes should be good examples! And help people, and with the power of love and justice save the innocent people of the world!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Real life isn't always like that kid. The bad guys aren't just evil, some of them are just crazy and confused or don't even understand they are doing wrong.

You still have to curb stomp them for the good of others.

[abravelikehero]

I guess that's sort of like demons. I always thought they were evil, but they don't seem that different from humans.

Was beating you up for the good of others? I don't really get it.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I think he was just trying to teach me a lesson.

Like super heroes shouldn't curse or something, or at least not to him. Dunno, I never really ☠☠☠☠ liked him anyways.

[abravelikehero]

And he had to be that rough? I hope I never have to be taught a lesson like that.
I have to admit it's a bit much to do that gratuitously, it also makes for higher age restrictions.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sometimes I'm glad I work with people with looser rules. Imagine having to be working for that guy?

[abravelikehero]

He sort of scares me based on what you've said.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

You know, there is a reason I thought I liked you kid. I'd love to hear the crowd tell Captain America to stop being a ☠☠☠☠.

[abravelikehero]

They're excepting of that? You're world must be really violent.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, all sorts of terrible things happen there. If it's not rich lunatics from a small country, it's super mutants with the strength to rip down buildings.

Dooms day weapons all over the ☠☠☠☠ place. It ☠☠☠☠ to be normal. It's not all that fun to be a super hero either but at least you can fight back.

[abravelikehero]

That... that really sounds like the Netherworld.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Wow, then I guess the Netherworld isn't so bad. At least it's ☠☠☠☠ familiar.

Back home is kind of ☠☠☠☠ so I guess everything I just told you is kinda outdated anyways.

[abravelikehero]

After you get used to it, it doesn't seem that much different from other places.

It got better?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

No kid, it's pretty much ☠☠☠☠.

Let's just say I'm lucky to be here.

[abravelikehero]

That... to be better hear must mean that place is really awful.