http://heartstar-blues.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain 2010-12-02 03:09 am (UTC)

[Well nothing cuts a charge short like...

Okay, forget the puns.

The Captain hits the ground face first, hard. His 9 iron is forgotten as it clatters across the pavement. His lower legs about a foot behind him due to his forward momentum. The entire time screaming.]


"☠☠☠☠! Oh ☠☠☠☠! My legs!?"

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