11th Hangover - I'm The ☠☠☠☠ Hero [Action | Jealousy Event]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[THE CAPTAIN is being an idiot. After a little compulsion from a not so nice troll, a bit of alcohol and his normal anger issues The Captain has decided to be a hero and show the town what he is made of. He is not the side kick, he is not the back up, he is the ☠☠☠☠ hero.

He knows Grady is tough. He has been droned before. You don't back down though and you never give up. Get back up and bash their ☠☠☠☠ face in. That's what a hero does right?

So The Captain stormed off to the police station and is outside yelling.]

"Hey you fat ☠☠☠☠! Come out here, I got a 9 iron and want to remodel that bloated face of yours! Come on out and play fatty!"

[This can only end well!]

Comments

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

[Eddie's strolling through town when suddenly he hears some commotion outside the police station. That voice sounds pretty familiar... Is it that guy he talked to on the phone? The Captain, or whoever? In any case, this looks like a dangerous situation.]

Do you have any idea who you're up against?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Two and two hasn't equaled four yet unless Edward walks around dressed as the Riddler.]

"Yeah, if you got a problem with it buddy I suggest you stay clear and leave this to the professionals."

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

So I take it you're a professional leaper, but not quite a professional looker.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"I don't know who you think you are, but if you don't have anything helpful to add I suggest you go find a hole to stick your head in."

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine. I've seen what most vigilantes are able to accomplish by simply walking up to the bad guy and insisting they "stop it."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I am going to do more than just tell him. Just you watch."

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure you will, friend. Be sure to let me know just how badly you mop the floor with him once you've finished.

[He starts walking off.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He frowns after the guy.]

"I'll show you, I'll show them all!"