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The Captain ([personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain) wrote2010-11-28 11:35 pm

11th Hangover - I'm The ☠☠☠☠ Hero [Action | Jealousy Event]

[THE CAPTAIN is being an idiot. After a little compulsion from a not so nice troll, a bit of alcohol and his normal anger issues The Captain has decided to be a hero and show the town what he is made of. He is not the side kick, he is not the back up, he is the ☠☠☠☠ hero.

He knows Grady is tough. He has been droned before. You don't back down though and you never give up. Get back up and bash their ☠☠☠☠ face in. That's what a hero does right?

So The Captain stormed off to the police station and is outside yelling.]


"Hey you fat ☠☠☠☠! Come out here, I got a 9 iron and want to remodel that bloated face of yours! Come on out and play fatty!"

[This can only end well!]

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
So I take it you're a professional leaper, but not quite a professional looker.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't know who you think you are, but if you don't have anything helpful to add I suggest you go find a hole to stick your head in."

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, fine. I've seen what most vigilantes are able to accomplish by simply walking up to the bad guy and insisting they "stop it."

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I am going to do more than just tell him. Just you watch."

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm sure you will, friend. Be sure to let me know just how badly you mop the floor with him once you've finished.

[He starts walking off.]

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[He frowns after the guy.]

"I'll show you, I'll show them all!"