11th Hangover - I'm The ☠☠☠☠ Hero [Action | Jealousy Event]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[THE CAPTAIN is being an idiot. After a little compulsion from a not so nice troll, a bit of alcohol and his normal anger issues The Captain has decided to be a hero and show the town what he is made of. He is not the side kick, he is not the back up, he is the ☠☠☠☠ hero.

He knows Grady is tough. He has been droned before. You don't back down though and you never give up. Get back up and bash their ☠☠☠☠ face in. That's what a hero does right?

So The Captain stormed off to the police station and is outside yelling.]

"Hey you fat ☠☠☠☠! Come out here, I got a 9 iron and want to remodel that bloated face of yours! Come on out and play fatty!"

[This can only end well!]

Comments

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

[Shion is out shopping like she seems to do every other day or so, and stops when she hears what he's shouting. She sort of rubs her head a bit, but steps nearer to speak to the man.]

I don't think that's going to do much but get you in trouble.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"I got this kid, don't worry."

[No, he doesn't.]

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

What are you going to do, exactly? Do you have some sort of power? Because I doubt a 9 Iron is going to do much when he can backfire a gun without touching it.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"You know what? No one asked you. Someone has to show this fat ☠☠☠☠ that we aren't going to take this no matter how powerful he is."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

With a golf club? I don't think so, buddy. Do yourself a favor and go home. Even I'm not stupid enough to mess with him yet.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"I didn't ask for help or advice here. I'm making my stand. If you aren't going to back me up then stand back.

I'm The Captain, I am a hero not a prisoner."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

[Shion puts a hand to her face, sighing in frustration]

Look, I've no doubt you're strong, but with what you are currently showing as a weapon, you'll get yourself hurt, or droned, or who knows what else. As I said, that guy can backfire a gun he isn't even touching. Trust me, I got to experience it first hand.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"I've been here long enough to know what I am getting into. The worse he can do is hurt or drone me. This town has nothing scary."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

Yeah? And I suppose you think it's wise to just get droned? Because right now that seems like what you're asking for.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"So what? Droning isn't that bad. Besides, I've had worse. I rather be the front line hero than hiding in these homes with the rest of you."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"So what? Droning isn't that bad. Besides, I've had worse. I rather be the front line hero than hiding in these homes with the rest of you."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

Hero? A hero would know better than to get into a fight he has no chance of winning.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"No, a hero never backs down. A hero doesn't sit back and let others suffer before he does. Captain ☠☠☠☠ America never backed down. I'm not about to either. I am not just the muscle, I am the hero."

[Getting angrier. Too bad he isn't The Hulk. All it does for The Captain is spur on his idiocy.]

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

[Shion sets her things down, and moves to look him in the eye]

Look, you. I don't know who you are, but you obviously don't get the difference between 'Idiot' and 'Hero'. A hero can make a last stand, and I understand that, but if you know you have no way to win and do it anyway, that's just being an idiot.

[And with her, she just gets more stubborn.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"☠☠☠☠ you. You don't know what I can do. So just watch and learn."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

You give me something other than the 9 Iron as a power and I will.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"A few years experience stomping things worse than this town count?"

*Tries Proper Account

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

Like?

No prob bob

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Beyond for one. Grady has nothing on Dirk Anger for crazy either."

Re: No prob bob

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

Beyond being?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Think world wide terrorists with genetic broccoli men soldiers, clones of the biggest and nastiest monsters you've ever seen, super hero squads, and hundreds of failed super weapons.

I've taken them head on, I can deal with this."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

And did you have more than what you have here to do so with?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. And my friends. But you know what we didn't do?"

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

Fight a force that has strange control powers?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"No, we didn't stop."