11th Hangover - I'm The ☠☠☠☠ Hero [Action | Jealousy Event]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[THE CAPTAIN is being an idiot. After a little compulsion from a not so nice troll, a bit of alcohol and his normal anger issues The Captain has decided to be a hero and show the town what he is made of. He is not the side kick, he is not the back up, he is the ☠☠☠☠ hero.

He knows Grady is tough. He has been droned before. You don't back down though and you never give up. Get back up and bash their ☠☠☠☠ face in. That's what a hero does right?

So The Captain stormed off to the police station and is outside yelling.]

"Hey you fat ☠☠☠☠! Come out here, I got a 9 iron and want to remodel that bloated face of yours! Come on out and play fatty!"

[This can only end well!]

Comments

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"You know what? No one asked you. Someone has to show this fat ☠☠☠☠ that we aren't going to take this no matter how powerful he is."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

With a golf club? I don't think so, buddy. Do yourself a favor and go home. Even I'm not stupid enough to mess with him yet.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"I didn't ask for help or advice here. I'm making my stand. If you aren't going to back me up then stand back.

I'm The Captain, I am a hero not a prisoner."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

[Shion puts a hand to her face, sighing in frustration]

Look, I've no doubt you're strong, but with what you are currently showing as a weapon, you'll get yourself hurt, or droned, or who knows what else. As I said, that guy can backfire a gun he isn't even touching. Trust me, I got to experience it first hand.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"I've been here long enough to know what I am getting into. The worse he can do is hurt or drone me. This town has nothing scary."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

Yeah? And I suppose you think it's wise to just get droned? Because right now that seems like what you're asking for.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"So what? Droning isn't that bad. Besides, I've had worse. I rather be the front line hero than hiding in these homes with the rest of you."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"So what? Droning isn't that bad. Besides, I've had worse. I rather be the front line hero than hiding in these homes with the rest of you."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

Hero? A hero would know better than to get into a fight he has no chance of winning.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"No, a hero never backs down. A hero doesn't sit back and let others suffer before he does. Captain ☠☠☠☠ America never backed down. I'm not about to either. I am not just the muscle, I am the hero."

[Getting angrier. Too bad he isn't The Hulk. All it does for The Captain is spur on his idiocy.]

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

[Shion sets her things down, and moves to look him in the eye]

Look, you. I don't know who you are, but you obviously don't get the difference between 'Idiot' and 'Hero'. A hero can make a last stand, and I understand that, but if you know you have no way to win and do it anyway, that's just being an idiot.

[And with her, she just gets more stubborn.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"☠☠☠☠ you. You don't know what I can do. So just watch and learn."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

You give me something other than the 9 Iron as a power and I will.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"A few years experience stomping things worse than this town count?"

*Tries Proper Account

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

Like?

No prob bob

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Beyond for one. Grady has nothing on Dirk Anger for crazy either."

Re: No prob bob

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

Beyond being?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Think world wide terrorists with genetic broccoli men soldiers, clones of the biggest and nastiest monsters you've ever seen, super hero squads, and hundreds of failed super weapons.

I've taken them head on, I can deal with this."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

And did you have more than what you have here to do so with?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. And my friends. But you know what we didn't do?"

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

Fight a force that has strange control powers?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"No, we didn't stop."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

[Shion starts to say something, stops and takes a deep breath as if to calm herself down. Finally, she gives him stern look.]

Okay, let me spell this out for you.

One, you had others helping you. Two, you did not seem to be dealing with someone who can manipulate things to an extreme. And three, you were not messing with a being that can trap even Gods in this place!

So, will you please back down before you get yourself droned? Because I don't like being kept here any better than you do, but I'm not stupid enough to try to take on the leader without an idea of what to do, unless I'm forced to face him down.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"You're not getting the hint. It doesn't matter. I've got what it takes and I am going to show this town. If you don't think it can be done you can sit back and be wrong.

Why don't you just go hide. This is what I do."

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

I don't think it can be done with merely a 9 Iron and against an opponent who traps Gods. And I am not going to just run away and let someone be a total idiot.