hisnameisthecaptain | 11th Hangover - I'm The ☠☠☠☠ Hero [Action

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11th Hangover - I'm The ☠☠☠☠ Hero [Action | Jealousy Event]

[THE CAPTAIN is being an idiot. After a little compulsion from a not so nice troll, a bit of alcohol and his normal anger issues The Captain has decided to be a hero and show the town what he is made of. He is not the side kick, he is not the back up, he is the ☠☠☠☠ hero.

He knows Grady is tough. He has been droned before. You don't back down though and you never give up. Get back up and bash their ☠☠☠☠ face in. That's what a hero does right?

So The Captain stormed off to the police station and is outside yelling.]

"Hey you fat ☠☠☠☠! Come out here, I got a 9 iron and want to remodel that bloated face of yours! Come on out and play fatty!"

[This can only end well!]

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"I got this one. I'm showing this town I am not taking this. I don't need anyone else getting in my way."

[a tired, bitter voice from behind him.]

Take the man's advice, lad. And then maybe y'should listen to yer own words, Captain.

I don't take kindly to those who disturb the peace.

[The Captain was waiting for this moment.]

"☠☠☠☠ you!"

[The Captain is spinning and swinging at about head level with that 9 Iron with all the strength he can muster.]

[Scott didn't think things would get so hot so quickly. He didn't have any of his usual tricks with him, since he'd just arrived and all, so Scott did what any normal person would do.. He went for the legs. Scott took a dive, diving past the Captain, in hopes of snaring Grady by his ankles.]

"GOD I HOPE THIS WORKS!", [he exclaims.]

[Grady sighs. When will they learn?

His legs don't move, but suddenly Grady is standing about five feet back and two feet to the left. The 9 iron sails past his face harmlessly, while Scott tackles nothing but empty air.]

We both know how this is going to end. Just turn back and go home.

...I'm not in the mood for this right now.

"Good! You are going to learn we aren't going to take this ☠☠☠☠. I'm not standing down, you want to hurt someone from here on out you got to bring me down first fatty."

[[The Captain, always the fast learner, charges with the 9 iron raised over head.]]

[.. What in the blazing hell just happened? Scott looks frantically to the space before him where Grady SHOULD BE! HE SHOULD BE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT?! OH GOD HE'S LOSING IT! WHAT WAS THIS GUY, AN EVIL EX?! RAMONA DATED AN OLDER GUY?!

Throwing around the most paranoid fantasies that even a small child trapped in a closet in the dark couldn't even fathom, Scott manages to pick himself up and run over to the Captain. His feet begin to back away slowly, not in a cowardly way but.. more like a "I don't even want to try and figure this out, you win! Don't drone me please!" kind of way.]

Can do.

[Grady raises a hand.

Both of the Captain's legs are severed at the knees.]

[Well nothing cuts a charge short like...

Okay, forget the puns.

The Captain hits the ground face first, hard. His 9 iron is forgotten as it clatters across the pavement. His lower legs about a foot behind him due to his forward momentum. The entire time screaming.]

"☠☠☠☠! Oh ☠☠☠☠! My legs!?"

. . . C-C-C-C-CAPTAIN?!

[Scott leaps from the ground, rushing over to the fallen comic hero. Scott's wide eyed and having a bit of a panic attack himself, not believing his eyes for a moment as the Captain's legs were not a part of him any more. Scott turns around, facing Grady for a moment. His eyes burn with an intensity that would make a lesser man falter.]

Y-YOU MONSTER! WHAT ARE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU DOING ALL OF THIS TO US?!! WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE BEING PUT HERE?!!

[Scott, still busy screaming, rips his shirt off and begins to put pressure on the Captain's limbs.]

I did warn you, you know.

As for your question: nothing. It's not a question of whether you "deserve" to be here. You just are.

This is the way things are. Get used to it.

[And with that, Grady is gone.]

[The Captain is going to thrash in pain, frustration and probably go into shock soon. Bleeding as Scott tries to put pressure on the wounds.]

"☠☠☠☠ me... you... ☠☠☠☠...."

.. CAPTAIN!

[Scott is in a pinch. Unsure of what to do, he remembers some thing that was told to him earlier in the day. However, this causes quite a problem.]

I'm.. I-I'm so sorry, Captain! I'm so sorry!

[Thrashes quite a bit. Is bleeding a lot. Luckily that means his thrashing will die down soon.]

"☠☠☠☠... tell my wife... tell my wife."

[Yep, he's going into shock.]

[It was ever rare for Scott to cry, but now was definitely one of those times. It had been easy and thoughtless of him to do so before with the exs, but this.. this was..

Scott's hands rose to the Captain's neck, giving a firm hold to his throat. The Fallout girl had told him that any one who died here would be brought back the next day. Perhaps, the Captain could find it in his heart to forgive him for this..? Anything to ease the pain would be better, Scott thought.]

P-Please.. *sniffs* I.. I'm so.. orry.

[The Captain is too weak to struggle. He gasps and chokes under the grip of Scott Pilgrim. His motions weaken further and, not soon enough, The Captain lies still. Eyes open and staring lifelessly.

The Captain is dead.]

I won't be in your way.. I want out of here just as much as you do. I'm not doing this for you or for Mayfield. I'm doing this for me.. I want to see my girlfriend again, and if that means having to put up a fight then well.. I'm going to put up a fight.

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11th Hangover - I'm The ☠☠☠☠ Hero [Action | Jealousy Event]

Oh this will end horribly

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Order: Grady -> The Captain -> Scott?

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