43rd Hangover - Crash and Burn!

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Action]

[As a drone, The Captain is competent at many things that are normally beyond him.

The ability to dress one's self.

History.

Literacy.

The ability to drive a car without crashing.

So when he comes out of his drone state, while driving, it's no wonder he is confused and things don't go so well.

The Captain drives the car right up a sidewalk, across a yard and into a tree. Smashing it pretty good.

With super strength, he kicks the door off and stumbles out of the wreck. Only his clothes are messed up by it.

He looks pissed.]


[Phone]

☠☠☠☠, Nextwave, sound off or something. Let me know who all is still here.

Anyone else who thinks they're a Super Hero, answer too.

I've been thinking.

Comments

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Really?

Oh, yeah he's here and he's full of himself. And some other villain... the hot one.

That's her name, Poison Ivy. She's cool.

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

I'm startin' to feel like I'm living in a comic book.

Haven't met her yet.

So, to be a hero you just gotta have some powers and kick ass, right?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and basically do it to save people instead of kill them. I stick to attacking the big bad things out there and no one cares who's face I crush.

It's pretty easy back home since they kinda already picked sides. You side with the good guys you pretty much can't go wrong.

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

The villains do seem like they're always gettin' their asses kicked.

So, you plannin' something with all the super heroes in town?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

We get our ☠☠☠☠ kicked a lot too, we just got the better guys and girls on our side.

Yeah, I'm planning on wrecking that Smith girl.

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

How?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I was going to drop a house on her, you know, like The Wizard of Oz?

But maybe someone will think of a better way.

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

Drop a house on her? How are you-- oh, super hero. Are you super strong or telekinetic or somethin'?

...Do you really think that'll work though?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I'm super strong and I can fly. A house isn't tough.

I don't know if it'll work, I don't know what'll work until I try.

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

That's a good attitude to have, at least.

I'm telekinetic, if ya think ya need help. Movin' something that big might be bad, though.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Well, if someone comes up with a better plan, we might need your help.

Psychics always weird me out but, ☠☠☠☠, not like I can discriminate now right?

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

How's it any different than bein' super strong or whatever?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I can't punch nightmares into people's heads.

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

Neither can I. I only move stuff with it.