46th Hangover - HIS NAME IS COUNT CAPTAIN! [Event!]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Action | Anywhere]

[The Captain is back and even stranger than ever.

You see, he is tux a suit and a cape!

At least he cleans up well.

Ladies, be ware, if he knows you, he'll be stalking you with the cape covering the lower half his face.]

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[plantenough.livejournal.com]

[This is incredibly silly.]

That's odd, isn't tomorrow the day for dressing in costume?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Don't ask me, this is all kinda weird.

[He will scoop her up, off her feet.

Turning to walk down the street with her.]

[plantenough.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Well then. May as well play along.]

Is this the part where I'm supposed to swoon?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Walking with her back towards his house.]

Actually, I think that'd help, yeah.

So, what's are your feelings on crypts?

(Hope you don't mind the backtag!)

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

[Balin seems to be out looking for someone, and he's got his shotgun at the ready—at least until he sees he Captain shuffle by. Upon which he stops dead in his tracks and lowers his shotgun slightly.]

Yo! Captain! That you?

I don't but I am out of town/not tagging again till Sunday :(

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's me. You see... uh... Elsa around?

[Shuffling, cape over his face. Dressed in a tux. But at least he sounds normal.]

It's all good!

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

Elsa? I dunno anybody named Elsa.

What'a hell's goin' on? There some kinda flash mob thing I didn't hear about?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

No, I just look good like this.

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you an' all'a other guys an' girls dressed up like'at.

[Said slightly sarcastically.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Sure, I bet they look pretty good too.

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

So I'm still curious. What, uh—inspired you to do'at? Is'a town gettin' in everyone's heads again?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I just felt like it. I finally got free of whatever they were doing to us.

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

You did—?

Do you remember any of it?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Not much... why?

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

Well, I was just curious. 'Cause some of'a people turned up dead. Like glowin' hot skeleton-dead.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's strange.

What the ☠☠☠☠ happened to them?

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

[Balin shakes his head, shrugging with his hands held up to shoulder-level.]

Was hopin' you might know. I found out about it after there was'is radio announcement by some bastard callin'imself "Biffitron." Claimed he left an example for'a rest of us.

Me an' Caesar went out lookin' for what happened to Virginia, an' ... well, that's how we found out. Buncha graves in'a park popped up with people's names on 'em. An'a skeletons were inside.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

That's ☠☠☠☠ up. I heard the last time people were taken elsewhere there were graves.

I was one of the guys who got taken elsewhere.

[Talking normally, but with his cape up over half his face.]

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

[If Balin had known the Captain had been pretending to be Bela Lugosi out of his own free will, this would have been the most hilarious thing ever. Right now, though, it's a tad unsettling!]

Wait, you talkin' about'at last time instead'a'is time?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Last time there were graves, yeah.

[If The Captain knew who Bela Lugosi was, it'd be a miracle.]

XD (Sorry for the delay!)

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

Huh.

[Balin looks like he's trying to process this. Maybe ... maybe none of the abducted really did die this time?]

Anybody tell you if'a graves last time had bodies in'em?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I think they did, old bones that weren't the right size or something.

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

[Balin scratches the sides of his head in thought.]

Dammit. Well, I couldn't tell from'a short look I had. 'Sides, with'hem bones, glowin' hot ain't a good sign.

[As Caesar pointed out.]

This girl on'a phones said'ey were radioactive, too. Or that her Geiger counter was goin' off. But I didn't get any radiation sickness from bein'at close, so I dunno what to think.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

...

[The Captain is jumping to conclusions.

But he doesn't like where this is going.]

Like they were nuked... right?

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

[Balin looks no less confused.]

I guess? I mean off'a top of my head I don't got a clue how they coulda pulled'at off. If it was everybody's bones. They'd hafta know'a right point at which'a blast effects turn flesh into steam. But—I guess'at isn't a problem for'ese guys.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

This gives me something to think on. Thanks.

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

[Balin nods with a friendly, but small, grin.]

Yeah, no problem.

Listen, I got somebody I'm lookin' for in'a middle of all'is mess. I'll catch you later, ahright?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Sounds good.

If you need a super hero, look me up.

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

[Balin gives a thumbs up in compliance.]

Sure thing. See ya, Captain!

[With that, he'll start heading off the same direction he was walking earlier.]