hisnameisthecaptain: (drunk)
The Captain ([personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain) wrote2010-07-06 07:25 pm

Bender 22 - Loving His Job! (Action)

[The Captain is in your house! efficiency apartment.

Yes, he has broken in again. Yes, he is drunk. This time though with a purpose!

The Captain has been assigned to collect 20 bottles by Friday! Which means he is in your house, drinking whatever alcohol he can find so he can keep the bottle!

He has a bag, and he is determined! If you don't happen to be lucky enough to have booze, which most may not, he is still going through your barren cupboards.

Seems the bar actually has limits!

He may mutter something about "commie ☠☠☠☠"

So, feel free to catch him on the street or terrorizing your homes once again! Maybe you can help him actually complete his task!]

[identity profile] wolf-wolves.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow I don't think your civic duty is what you're thinking about right now.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
☠☠☠☠ you ugly... It's my job. You got to take pride in your... whatever.

[Too drunk to lie well, not that he can lie while sober.]

[identity profile] wolf-wolves.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Just get out of my house.

Don't take the vodka.