Bender 22 - Loving His Job! (Action)
Jul. 6th, 2010 07:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hisnameisthecaptain[The Captain is in your house! efficiency apartment.
Yes, he has broken in again. Yes, he is drunk. This time though with a purpose!
The Captain has been assigned to collect 20 bottles by Friday! Which means he is in your house, drinking whatever alcohol he can find so he can keep the bottle!
He has a bag, and he is determined! If you don't happen to be lucky enough to have booze, which most may not, he is still going through your barren cupboards.
Seems the bar actually has limits!
He may mutter something about "commie ☠☠☠☠"
So, feel free to catch him on the street or terrorizing your homes once again! Maybe you can help him actually complete his task!]
Yes, he has broken in again. Yes, he is drunk. This time though with a purpose!
The Captain has been assigned to collect 20 bottles by Friday! Which means he is in your house, drinking whatever alcohol he can find so he can keep the bottle!
He has a bag, and he is determined! If you don't happen to be lucky enough to have booze, which most may not, he is still going through your barren cupboards.
Seems the bar actually has limits!
He may mutter something about "commie ☠☠☠☠"
So, feel free to catch him on the street or terrorizing your homes once again! Maybe you can help him actually complete his task!]
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Date: 2010-07-06 11:49 pm (UTC)Captain, what are you doing? Are you in need of beets?
[You may or may not notice in your drunken stupor that Key's hands are bandaged. Did that silly girl burn herself? Aha, no. She's missing a pinky on one hand and the other has three fingers that are now only half of what they used to be.
...What did you expect, no one should have Key operation beet shredders.]
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Date: 2010-07-06 11:51 pm (UTC)Oh hey I didn't notice...
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Date: 2010-07-06 11:51 pm (UTC)3/3
Date: 2010-07-06 11:52 pm (UTC)No more games, I'm ☠☠☠☠ someone until they are dead...
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Date: 2010-07-06 11:55 pm (UTC)It was Key's fault, do not worry. She was not properly working the machines at the factory; Key should have been more careful.
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Date: 2010-07-06 11:57 pm (UTC)☠☠☠☠...
[The Captain is at a loss.]
How about you... uh... rest. I'll go do you're job for you. What do they have you doing anyways?
[So much calmer now, his rage is gone.]
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From:GAH! You're killing me!
From:Key is good like that. *_*b
From:It's becoming a game of who can maim themselves the most, no one ever wins!
From:\o/ WOOHOO We can be maiming buddies!
From:Everyone does the Woohooo man forever, the top to subjects in my inbox had him.
From:\o/ WOOHOO ALWAYS AND FOREVER
From:Everything is ruined forever.
From:RUINED!!!
From:Doom!
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Date: 2010-07-07 12:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-07 12:43 am (UTC)It's your... civic duty codered! I need the bottle emptied.
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Date: 2010-07-07 05:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-08 12:16 am (UTC)[Too drunk to lie well, not that he can lie while sober.]
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Date: 2010-07-07 12:21 am (UTC)PFFFFFFffffftttttttt!
Date: 2010-07-07 12:42 am (UTC)I can't believe these ☠☠☠☠ allow toys after all this, I guess they aren't entirely cold blooded.
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Date: 2010-07-07 12:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-07 01:32 am (UTC)....
[Stumbling backwards and tripping over a chair, crashing to the ground.]
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Date: 2010-07-07 01:44 am (UTC)Get out.
[you may be beat up.]
Anything goes!
Date: 2010-07-07 02:02 am (UTC)[He frowns at her. Drunk enough to be stubborn and annoyed.]
I got a job to do... where's your alcohol?
Awesome.
Date: 2010-07-07 02:06 am (UTC)I'm giving you one chance to get out of here before I make you.
Dumb dumb dumb...
Date: 2010-07-07 04:24 am (UTC)Yes insult the lethal woman....
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Date: 2010-07-07 01:50 am (UTC)[Granted she's never been drunk in her life, but it's the principal!]
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Date: 2010-07-07 02:03 am (UTC)Hey!... I'm ☠☠☠☠ trying to work here. Back off kid.
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Date: 2010-07-07 02:06 am (UTC)[Grabbing as many of the bottles as she can and trying to snatch the one he's holding from this hand.]
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Date: 2010-07-07 04:23 am (UTC)[As she snatched his, he snatched at hers.
Sadly this ends badly. He falls forward into her with enough drunk weight to knock an average person down. This is not intentional. Yes, he this will hurt him.]
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Date: 2010-07-07 02:06 am (UTC)no subject
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