Bender 4 - Wake Up Call (Action)

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[[Location: IN YOUR HOME]]

[That's right, it's about that time again.  The Captain had a night out drinking (like most nights).  Having gotten thoroughly lost again, he has walked into a random house.  They all look the same right?  Well it's your house!  You will find The Captain in the morning having entered late at night and passed out.

He is mostly uninjured (for now) except for a few bruises and scrapes.

Any of these situations are possible:


--The Captain is asleep on your living room couch.  There are anywhere between 1 and 4 bottles of alcohol lying on your floor.  Some are not empty.  Some have been left to pour out on your carpet letting the smell of alcohol fill the room.

--The Captain is passed out in your bathtub/shower!  He sort of just fell and stayed where he landed, no matter how uncomfortable it looks.  He may have urinated in your sink.  There is a bottle of bourbon floating in your toilet.

--The Captain failed to even work a door handle or window and is on your front porch curled up and sleeping, cuddling a bottle of whiskey.  There are a couple other bottles littering your front yard.  The gate to your fence is likely broken.

--The Captain is in your car, finding the back seat comfortable.  His discarded, half drunk, bottle of vodka is laying on your front seat. 

--The Captain somehow made it onto your roof.  It's a wonder since the last time he took a drunken tumble.  Still, he laid on his back snoring loudly.  His discarded bottle of liquor has rolled into your gutter.

--Maybe you are lucky and The Captain is awake!  He has not realized what home he is in.  He is in your kitchen with a bowl of cereal, eating and praying for his hangover to go away.  Your fridge is open.  Your milk is open and on the counter.  Your cereal is open and spilled a bit on the counter.

Do as you would if any of these events occurred in your home.]

Comments

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

[The Captain may or may not wake up when he feels himself lifted off of his feet by the collar of his shirt. A somewhat small woman with green hair and deep red eyes is holding him up by one arm, examining him as if he were some sort of strange creature she'd never seen before.]

I'm getting quite tired of you little things just barging into my house.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The lifting wouldn't wake him up at first, but the talking got The Captain to stir and grumble awake. Taking a moment to realize he was being lifted]

Huh... what ☠☠☠☠ are you doing in my house? Who are you?

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

Ugh, you smell like alcohol and your manners match perfectly.

This is my house you lush. Now, are you going to leave or will I be putting you through the door myself?

[Yuuka still hasn't let go of him. He may notice his feet are dangling above the floor...if he could possibly notice through his hungover stupor.]

[stardust-legacy.livejournal.com]

... Let me handle this one.

We've got history.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain was confused at how he was off the ground but it was hard to tell much through his groggy state of mind. The pounding headache was first priority... then these two. Hey was that star man?]

Where the ☠☠☠☠ am I?

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

[Yuuka looks at her new not!husband for a long moment, before finally giving an annoyed sigh and dropping the hungover man unceremoniously.]

Alright then.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Lands in a heap, with a grunt. Muttering to the floor.]

[stardust-legacy.livejournal.com]

Get up.

-Have a kick to the ribs.-

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain would grunt. He was comfy. He'd try rolling onto his side to fall back asleep after the first kick.]

[stardust-legacy.livejournal.com]

-Another kick. This time aimed at the hips.-

I said get up.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Okay that would get him moving. Pushing himself up.]

☠☠☠☠ what do you want?

[stardust-legacy.livejournal.com]

-Jotaro responds not with words, but with a one... punch.

One. Fucking. Punch.

It is the punch that ends worlds.-

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

[And Yuuka is simply standing out of the way, watching in rapt attention with a very amused look on her face.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain, too drunk to even think about noticing that coming, would take the punch full on. There was a grunt as the man who just finally accomplished standing went down like a sack of potatoes and laid there unmoving.

For a moment not a sound from him before a long fart to let someone out there know he was alive.]