Bender 4 - Wake Up Call (Action)

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[[Location: IN YOUR HOME]]

[That's right, it's about that time again.  The Captain had a night out drinking (like most nights).  Having gotten thoroughly lost again, he has walked into a random house.  They all look the same right?  Well it's your house!  You will find The Captain in the morning having entered late at night and passed out.

He is mostly uninjured (for now) except for a few bruises and scrapes.

Any of these situations are possible:


--The Captain is asleep on your living room couch.  There are anywhere between 1 and 4 bottles of alcohol lying on your floor.  Some are not empty.  Some have been left to pour out on your carpet letting the smell of alcohol fill the room.

--The Captain is passed out in your bathtub/shower!  He sort of just fell and stayed where he landed, no matter how uncomfortable it looks.  He may have urinated in your sink.  There is a bottle of bourbon floating in your toilet.

--The Captain failed to even work a door handle or window and is on your front porch curled up and sleeping, cuddling a bottle of whiskey.  There are a couple other bottles littering your front yard.  The gate to your fence is likely broken.

--The Captain is in your car, finding the back seat comfortable.  His discarded, half drunk, bottle of vodka is laying on your front seat. 

--The Captain somehow made it onto your roof.  It's a wonder since the last time he took a drunken tumble.  Still, he laid on his back snoring loudly.  His discarded bottle of liquor has rolled into your gutter.

--Maybe you are lucky and The Captain is awake!  He has not realized what home he is in.  He is in your kitchen with a bowl of cereal, eating and praying for his hangover to go away.  Your fridge is open.  Your milk is open and on the counter.  Your cereal is open and spilled a bit on the counter.

Do as you would if any of these events occurred in your home.]

Comments

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

[The Captain may or may not wake up when he feels himself lifted off of his feet by the collar of his shirt. A somewhat small woman with green hair and deep red eyes is holding him up by one arm, examining him as if he were some sort of strange creature she'd never seen before.]

I'm getting quite tired of you little things just barging into my house.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The lifting wouldn't wake him up at first, but the talking got The Captain to stir and grumble awake. Taking a moment to realize he was being lifted]

Huh... what ☠☠☠☠ are you doing in my house? Who are you?

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

Ugh, you smell like alcohol and your manners match perfectly.

This is my house you lush. Now, are you going to leave or will I be putting you through the door myself?

[Yuuka still hasn't let go of him. He may notice his feet are dangling above the floor...if he could possibly notice through his hungover stupor.]

[stardust-legacy.livejournal.com]

... Let me handle this one.

We've got history.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Scout's hovering over you, poking you roughly with his baseball bat. He's rolling you towards the stairs of the porch.]

You are REALLY tryin' my patience here, Captain Drunkass.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Trying hard not to fully wake up.]

What the ☠☠☠☠ doc? What are you doing in my house?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Pokepokepoke rollrollroll]

Yer on my porch, dumbass. Shit, pally, do you even know where you live?

[kitchenboycons.livejournal.com]

[Ooookay, strange guy in his bathtub...

Yea, he's gonna turn on the shower. Enjoy that freezing cold water, captain.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! ☠☠☠☠!!!!

[The Captain got the rude awakening and thrashed around in the tub a second. Tearing down the shower curtain in the proccess.]

☠☠☠☠... I'm awake. What!? What!?

[kitchenboycons.livejournal.com]

[Frowning at the captain. Though, he is a bit amused.

Rude awakenings are fun to watch.]

A better question would be: Why are you in my house?

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

[Margot's sitting on a chair on the porch in her pajamas after trying to get the paper and was met with the Captain AGAIN.

She's tossed a blanket over him to keep him from getting cold (she's not completely heartless) and is waiting for him to wake, the baseball bat sitting across her knees.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain would groggily stir awake. Looking around as he did so, noticing he was outside. Looking up at her.]

☠☠☠☠ seriously? Back here again? Didn't I see you last night?

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Yeah, you did.

[She stands up, adjusting her own blanket around her shoulders like a shawl, swinging the bat a little.]

Get inside where it's warm. I'll make you tea and then you're using my phone to find your house. [OR ELSE.]

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*Welp, it's shower time for Pyro. He walks into the bathroom in his pajamas and opens the curtain.

And stares.

Then shuts the curtain again.*

...God, I hate this fucking town. *He turns back around and turns the shower on hot, then flushes the toilet for good measure. Pyro closes the lid and takes a seat, waiting for the good Captain to come to.*

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

AAAAAHHHH!!!

[The Captain woke up with a shout and tried to pull himself up by the shower curtain, just tearing it down and bringing the pole down on himself as he thrashed around in the tub.]

☠☠☠☠ okay ☠☠☠☠ what?!?

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*Pyro has a good laugh at that, but there's still one unamused scarred fella giving The Captain a good hard look.*

What the hell are you doing in my house?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

[Finding a random, inebriated stranger passed out on the couch is not something Vince isn't used to. (Naboo has some pretty weird shaman friends.) So, he just does what he normally does when such situations arise.

He grabs a bag of crisps, sits down on The Captain, and starts watching the telly. Perfectly normal.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain would continue to sleep, snoring a bit when he was sat on but that was the only change.]

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

[Oh, cool, Gunsmoke is on.



Well, maybe he should just check and make sure he's not sitting on a corpse. So, during a commercial break, he shakes The Captain's shoulder.] Y'alright, mate?

[thenorthernwall]

[Olivier hears the thunk of something hitting the gutters. Immediately, she assumes it is her no-good "husband" and goes out to investigate. Her voice is low and sinister... the snoring is irritating her endlessly, and rattling the pile of scrap metal in the corner of the kitchen.]

Shut up and get down off the roof, you useless piece of--

[Wait. That's not Dist. Hrm.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[For his part, The Captain did not wake up to the calls from within the house. Even the sun didn't manage to get him to notice he was out on the roof. In his defense he had been very, very drunk last night.]

[thenorthernwall]

[Olivier has seen drunkards before, and has mainly been fond of throwing them out in the snow. That said, she can't discipline anyone here in Mayfield, really, so she goes back inside to get a tin can from her scrap pile.

She winds up for the pitch, as it were, aiming for his head.]

[hourai-branch.livejournal.com]

[Pokes]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Mutter... mutter... Snort! The Captain wakes up slowly.]

What? What are you doing in my house?

[hourai-branch.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you're not some kind of oni?