hisnameisthecaptain | Entries tagged with drunk

[The Captain was brutally killed... by flying into a tree at high speeds because he wasn't paying attention.

He woke up from it and drank, barely having time to recover before he got droned.

Waking up from being a drone as he finishes work at the Pharmacy, he walks home and has a few drinks. Maybe more than a few actually.

He then makes a phone call, he sounds a bit drunk.]

[Phone | Unfiltered to everyone!]

Okay Mayfield, ☠☠☠☠ you.

This is getting ☠☠☠☠ old.

For those of you who side with Grady or don't know me, I am Captain ☠☠☠☠. I am a super hero, and I will shove my foot up your ☠☠☠☠.

As for the rest of you, I'm back. April Fools was lame but it's not like we aren't used to this ☠☠☠☠. Everyone still holding up?

[The Captain was doing good again, really he was. But thanks to getting lost and getting drunk, he stumbled into a strangers house and caught the broadcast.

Now using that stranger's phone, The Captain would make a call out to everyone. He wanted some answers, he was lonely.]

Hey... can anyone tell me how to get to Westport?...

☠☠☠☠ please, anyone? Nextwave's there. I saw them.

They'll fix this...

[He kinda sounded down, maybe on the verge of crying. Maybe on the verge of falling asleep. It was really hard to tell. Either way you had a very depressed drunk and he hasn't hung up yet.]

((Feel free to also just assume he is in your house making this call. Or maybe he is home and just didn't realize it. The Captain is very drunk at the moment.))

[The Captain was only somewhat buzzed, unable to find enough alcohol to get drunk. The Captain was depressed though and would pick up a phone, mashing buttons to dial out an unfiltered call.]

Anyone there?

[Sob]

Aaron... you can call me a useless flesh bag all you want just answer....

Tabby... talk about clothes, whatever you want.....

Elsa... you're ☠☠☠☠. Tell me another one of your monster stories...

Monica... you never told me about that time you helped the Avengers beat the ninja demon cult of... ☠☠☠☠ whatever....

[Sob]

Guys? You there?

[[Location: IN YOUR HOME]]

[That's right, it's about that time again. The Captain had a night out drinking (like most nights). Having gotten thoroughly lost again, he has walked into a random house. They all look the same right? Well it's your house! You will find The Captain in the morning having entered late at night and passed out.

He is mostly uninjured (for now) except for a few bruises and scrapes.

Any of these situations are possible:

--The Captain is asleep on your living room couch. There are anywhere between 1 and 4 bottles of alcohol lying on your floor. Some are not empty. Some have been left to pour out on your carpet letting the smell of alcohol fill the room.

--The Captain is passed out in your bathtub/shower! He sort of just fell and stayed where he landed, no matter how uncomfortable it looks. He may have urinated in your sink. There is a bottle of bourbon floating in your toilet.

--The Captain failed to even work a door handle or window and is on your front porch curled up and sleeping, cuddling a bottle of whiskey. There are a couple other bottles littering your front yard. The gate to your fence is likely broken.

--The Captain is in your car, finding the back seat comfortable. His discarded, half drunk, bottle of vodka is laying on your front seat.

--The Captain somehow made it onto your roof. It's a wonder since the last time he took a drunken tumble. Still, he laid on his back snoring loudly. His discarded bottle of liquor has rolled into your gutter.

--Maybe you are lucky and The Captain is awake! He has not realized what home he is in. He is in your kitchen with a bowl of cereal, eating and praying for his hangover to go away. Your fridge is open. Your milk is open and on the counter. Your cereal is open and spilled a bit on the counter.

Do as you would if any of these events occurred in your home.]

Current Mood: groggy

[[ Location: IN YOUR HOME ]]

[The Captain is in your home. Yes your home. He is a haggard looking man. He has one arm in a sling, having recently broken it upon entering Mayfield.

It seems The Captain is very drunk.

Any of these things are possible:

--There is an empty bottle of liquor on your living room floor. Your front door is open and he is currently searching your kitchen for a late night snack or another bottle of alcohol.

--He is laying on your couch, smelling of booze with a half empty bottle in his good hand. He is moaning and groaning about something. You hear the name Beyond and Tabitha. Again the front door is wide open.

--He is in your garage, so very lost. Knocking things over and cursing loudly as he crashes around.

--He is in your back yard arguing with your tree. He'll throw his bottle of booze at it and then get very upset over not having anymore booze.

Do as you would if any of these events happened at your house.]

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The Captain

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