hisnameisthecaptain | 33 Hangover - He Can Be His Own PSA [Action

[The Captain forgot to refill his ~~random assortment of deadly pills~~ sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?

Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?

Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!

Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*

You can catch him at one of the following.]

A)

[The Captain is in your living room!

Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]

B)

[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!

He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]

C)

[The Captain is in your yard!

Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?

Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]

D)

[The Captain is in your bed!

Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!

Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]

((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.

Choose one and enjoy!))

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[Ken sighs and drapes the robe around the Captain's shoulders.] No one hit you. You fell into the table. Get your ass up onto the couch and stay there.

[He'll get onto the couch with a little help and wear the robe.]

That table... has a good right hook...

Hah...I guess so. You're lucky Miakis isn't fond of that table...and well, neither am I. Do you want some coffee?

I have a headache... I think I need a beer.

No you don't need beer. You need water, and to sober up. [Ken is in lecture mode. God help you Captain.]

That never fixed a hangover...

[His headache might actually have been the table, not a hangover.]

Hangovers are mainly dehydration! You're drinking water. [And ken is going to get him some water. And some aspirin.]

[He'll take them, of course. He might be sullen but he'll swallow the pills with one gulp of water and finish the rest of the glass pretty quick.]

[Ken smiles at him encouragingly. He likes taking care of people, and it frustrates him when they don't help with it themselves. He'd hate to have to try and pill the Captain, the man stank like stale beer.]

You'll feel better soon...

[If this isn't okay, feel free to delete. ^^; At any rate, Omi is coming downstairs to see what all the commotion is.]

Ken? What are you-?

...................

[Of all the things he was expecting, a visit from the town drunk wasn't one of them. Especially because this is his first time meeting the Captain. ~~And remember kids, first impressions are the most important.~~]

Ah! Omi, sorry, I didn't know you were home. [Ken looks at Omi sheepishly]

Omi, this is the Captain, don't worry, he's big but he's somewhat harmless.

Yeah, I'm a ☠☠☠☠ push over.

Nice to meet you kid.

[The broken table and his own bruises made this scene all the better.]

Hi.....

[Not too sure what to make of this guy, he looks back at Ken.]

What were you guys doing and why is the table broken?

[Ken sighs]

Don't look at me, he's epically drunk and tripped. You crashing on the couch tonight Captain or you think you're ok enough to go home.

The table started ☠☠☠☠ and got it's ☠☠☠☠ kicked...

[It's hard to tell if he is joking, he's just kinda glaring at the wreck.]

I'm fine, I can walk home.

[All evidence says otherwise.]

Why the ☠☠☠☠ didn't I fall asleep?

Are you sure you can make it? You don't look too steady....

You're not walking home like that mister! [Ken shook his head.] I'm getting you a blanket and you're crashing here.

I've been drunk before.

[Notice him not try and get up though. He might be stubborn but he's not going to physically protest.]

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[So readjustment of posting order I guess?]

Sure, let's go with this order. Ken, Captain, then Omi

Okay

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Wow, talk about totally missing this, whoops

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