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hisnameisthecaptain[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?
Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?
Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!
Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*
You can catch him at one of the following.]
A)
[The Captain is in your living room!
Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]
B)
[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!
He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]
C)
[The Captain is in your yard!
Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?
Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]
D)
[The Captain is in your bed!
Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!
Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]
((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.
Choose one and enjoy!))
Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?
Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!
Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*
You can catch him at one of the following.]
A)
[The Captain is in your living room!
Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]
B)
[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!
He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]
C)
[The Captain is in your yard!
Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?
Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]
D)
[The Captain is in your bed!
Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!
Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]
((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.
Choose one and enjoy!))
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C) and boxers!
Date: 2011-04-21 02:16 am (UTC)O-oh my!
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Date: 2011-04-21 02:27 am (UTC)[Just muttering, eyes closed. Not getting up but not quite asleep.]
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Date: 2011-04-21 02:26 am (UTC)Cap. CAP!
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Date: 2011-04-21 02:28 am (UTC)☠☠☠☠... Doc...
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Date: 2011-04-21 02:31 am (UTC)So of course that morning, she's still in a nightgown when she goes into the bathroom, carrying a towel, a spare set of clothes, a toothbrush and some other necessities, and flips on a light.
Something is immediately and obvious wrong. There's a movement or a noise that Nina of all people is certainly alert enough to notice, even early in the morning. She sets her things down on the counter and goes over to the shower, prying the shower curtain open.
The resulting scream is loud enough to wake the dead, let alone Johan (if he hasn't already left yet) and anyone else who might share the house with him.]
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Date: 2011-04-21 02:33 am (UTC)Who...
[The Captain tries to get up, using the shower curtain, it tears and he falls out of the tub.]
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From:A - Whatever you prefer
Date: 2011-04-21 02:53 am (UTC)[Lucas immediately averts his gaze at the sight of partially-unclothed men, flushing extremely red. From out of the corner of his eye . . . Someone familiar? Vaguely familiar? .... He'll sneak a quick peek - oh augh bare miss there...
Lucas will edge slowly out of the room and return 10 seconds later struggling with drone!mom's comforter.]
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Date: 2011-04-21 02:56 am (UTC)Hey kid! Why are you ... being a dream person... do I dream?
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From:Sorry for late, a lot of stuff came up. =( Feel free to ignore.
From:I back tag forever, you know that.
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From:A
Date: 2011-04-21 02:55 am (UTC)Oh...my....god...
Captain where the FUCK is your clothing!
Re: A
Date: 2011-04-21 02:57 am (UTC)...why are you in my bedroom?
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From:/threadjaaaack
From:[So readjustment of posting order I guess?]
From:Sure, let's go with this order. Ken, Captain, then Omi
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From:Wow, talk about totally missing this, whoops
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Date: 2011-04-21 03:09 am (UTC)Re: A
Date: 2011-04-21 03:11 am (UTC)What... what are you doing?
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From:C: because Uninvited Naked Man = Garden Hose, obvs
Date: 2011-04-21 03:14 am (UTC)[ Ilsa walks around to the back of the house, turns on the hose, and drags it to the front yard. She is muttering dire imprecations such as... ]
Been here less than a week and there's already been two of these?
[ GOOD MORNING CAPTAIN! HAVE A BRISK SHOWER! ]
[ Also hosing off any spots he might have gotten sick on ]
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Date: 2011-04-21 03:15 am (UTC)What!? What!?
[Rolling around and flailing.]
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From:D
Date: 2011-04-21 05:04 am (UTC)AAAAHHHHHHHH!
Wh- who are you? What are you doing?
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Date: 2011-04-22 03:11 am (UTC)AAAAHHHH!
[The naked man tries to sit up, falls off the bed and yanks the covers with him. Better not be holding too tight.]
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From:A
Date: 2011-04-21 09:01 am (UTC)*Nanashi is putting a blanket over the naked Captain*
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Date: 2011-04-22 03:12 am (UTC)[He mutters without opening his eyes.]
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From:D!
Date: 2011-04-21 10:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-22 03:14 am (UTC)Of course this is his house.
Curling up and letting strong arms try to wrap around that other warm body.]
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From:B; || this is going to be gorgeous || 1/3
Date: 2011-04-22 05:09 am (UTC)She'll walk in, no response.
She'll be opening the blinds to her shower ]
2/4 | I LIED
Date: 2011-04-22 05:14 am (UTC)You really can't notice it, and I just want to use this icon. ]
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From:C
Date: 2011-04-23 01:34 pm (UTC)When the Captain next wakes, he'll find that his naughty bits are inexplicably covered by a mosaic pattern.)
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Date: 2011-04-23 05:15 pm (UTC)Okay, so The Captain is standing up getting ready to stumble himself home with his new little bit of cover.]
D (boxers pl!)
Date: 2011-04-23 05:39 pm (UTC)of omaha]Boxers it is!
Date: 2011-04-23 08:13 pm (UTC)He mutters something that sounds like a curse or complaint.]
Re: Boxers it is!
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