hisnameisthecaptain | 33 Hangover - He Can Be His Own PSA [Action

[The Captain forgot to refill his ~~random assortment of deadly pills~~ sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?

Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?

Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!

Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*

You can catch him at one of the following.]

A)

[The Captain is in your living room!

Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]

B)

[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!

He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]

C)

[The Captain is in your yard!

Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?

Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]

D)

[The Captain is in your bed!

Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!

Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]

((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.

Choose one and enjoy!))

[Euphie just got home from a productive day of Girl Scout-ing only to find a mostly naked man sprawled in her front yard. She turns bright red and drops the remaining boxes all over the ground.]

O-oh my!

[After a long day on the beat, Officer McCann here is not happy to see a nekkid!Cap on his couch.]

Cap. CAP!

[Nina spent the night at Johan's last night. She's been doing that more and more since the Major shot him. It helps with the nightmares to have either he or Tenma -- or preferably both -- nearby when she wakes up again.

So of course that morning, she's still in a nightgown when she goes into the bathroom, carrying a towel, a spare set of clothes, a toothbrush and some other necessities, and flips on a light.

Something is immediately and obvious wrong. There's a movement or a noise that Nina of all people is certainly alert enough to notice, even early in the morning. She sets her things down on the counter and goes over to the shower, prying the shower curtain open.

The resulting scream is loud enough to wake the dead, let alone Johan (if he hasn't already left yet) and anyone else who might share the house with him.]

W-Wha?!

[Lucas immediately averts his gaze at the sight of partially-unclothed men, flushing extremely red. From out of the corner of his eye . . . Someone familiar? Vaguely familiar? .... He'll sneak a quick peek - oh augh bare miss there...

Lucas will edge slowly out of the room and return 10 seconds later struggling with drone!mom's comforter.]

[You're lucky he recognizes the footsteps of an extremely drunk man, or breaking into this assassins house may have had unforeseen consequences. Right now, he's just going to walk out.]

Oh...my....god...
Captain where the FUCK is your clothing!

Not again!

[ Ilsa walks around to the back of the house, turns on the hose, and drags it to the front yard. She is muttering dire imprecations such as... ]

Been here less than a week and there's already been two of these?

[ GOOD MORNING CAPTAIN! HAVE A BRISK SHOWER! ]

[ Also hosing off any spots he might have gotten sick on ]

[Rolling over, wondering if Higgs decided he couldn't take another night on that lumpy couch. Wait. That isn't Higgs.]

AAAAHHHHHHHH!

Wh- who are you? What are you doing?

[Holland is sound asleep on his sofa-bed, which is now a permanent fixture of the living room. He's so comfortable too, and one of the heaviest sleepers anybody is bound to know. For now, he doesn't stir in the slightest.]

[ She'll just be opening up the shower curtain. She knocked the door, no response.

She'll walk in, no response.

She'll be opening the blinds to her shower ]

(Attaches something to the Captain's waist as he lays passed out in the yard.

When the Captain next wakes, he'll find that his naughty bits are inexplicably covered by a mosaic pattern.)

[Without stirring from his slumber, Basini flops an arm around the Captain's shoulders. MUTUAL DRUNKSPOON ~~of omaha~~]

C) and boxers!

A

B)

A - Whatever you prefer

A

A

C: because Uninvited Naked Man = Garden Hose, obvs

D

A