33 Hangover - He Can Be His Own PSA [Action | Where you are!]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?

Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?

Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!

Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*

You can catch him at one of the following.]


A)

[The Captain is in your living room!

Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]


B)

[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!

He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]


C)

[The Captain is in your yard!

Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?

Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]


D)

[The Captain is in your bed!

Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!

Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]


((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.

Choose one and enjoy!))

Comments

D (boxers pl!)

[swinish-beast.livejournal.com]

[Without stirring from his slumber, Basini flops an arm around the Captain's shoulders. MUTUAL DRUNKSPOON of omaha]

Boxers it is!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, he's cuddling. Unable to really fall asleep.

He mutters something that sounds like a curse or complaint.]

Re: Boxers it is!

[swinish-beast.livejournal.com]

[Basini is the boniest lad in all the land. It's no surprise. Even this won't make him wake up, though.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain wont sleep, but he wont find anything wrong with cuddling this bony lad all night long.

It will be the morning before anyone knows something is wrong.]

[swinish-beast.livejournal.com]

[When Basini does wake up, of course, it's briiiight and early. Then the kneeing and elbowing commence in full force.]

Get up-- aaah-- get out!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Ow! ☠☠☠☠! What?

[Flails and falls out of bed. He didn't even sleep, he tried, but he never drifted off.]

☠☠☠☠! What are you doing in my bed?

[swinish-beast.livejournal.com]

Whyareyoutalkinglike-- I'm not in your bed! Get out!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

... you get out.

[Muttering, not about to try and get up just yet. First let the world stop spinning.]

[swinish-beast.livejournal.com]

Get out or I'll scream--

[jabs at him ineffectually with his elbow; then, a little scandalized gasp]

You are drunk!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

You're drunk, I'm fine.

[Lies. He rolls over and works on standing up.]

[swinish-beast.livejournal.com]

[Basini assists in these efforts with a kick.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He stumbles and bumps the wall.

Frowning at the man, he raps the wall hard with the back of his hand... putting a hole right in it.

Yay, super strength.]

What who you're kicking!

[Not really vengeful. He just is grumpy and still not sure how he got here.]