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The Captain ([personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain) wrote2011-04-20 10:09 pm

33 Hangover - He Can Be His Own PSA [Action | Where you are!]

[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?

Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?

Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!

Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*

You can catch him at one of the following.]



A)

[The Captain is in your living room!

Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]



B)

[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!

He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]



C)

[The Captain is in your yard!

Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?

Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]



D)

[The Captain is in your bed!

Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!

Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]



((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.

Choose one and enjoy!))

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm good. ☠☠☠☠ you. Get out.

[Yeah, he hasn't a clue.]

[identity profile] luxuriality.livejournal.com 2011-04-25 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ And so she will. You'll hear the faint sound of a chair dragging if one really focuses. Lust is keeping it there to detour the captain. She'll be locking herself in the drone kid's room though.

Enjoy your little only choice. If you don't just toss the chair out of the way, in the room you're supposed to go in there'll be some spare clothes laid out before you. The ugliest clothes but clothes none the less. ]

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2011-04-26 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll eventually get up and get out. After he has time to realize this probably not a good place to rest.

He puts pants on at least when he sees them and heads out the front door.]

[identity profile] luxuriality.livejournal.com 2011-04-26 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ and Lust will continue on with her day but she won't forget about this for a long time ]