33 Hangover - He Can Be His Own PSA [Action | Where you are!]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right?

Nope! The Captain gets himself nice and blacked out drunk and ends up getting himself into a new set in trouble. Luckily for you, you get to deal with it. Do you know why?

Because The Captain is at YOUR HOUSE!

Yes! Your house! He is also bare ☠☠☠☠ naked!*

You can catch him at one of the following.]


A)

[The Captain is in your living room!

Maybe he just walked in. Maybe your door is locked and he broke it! Either way you have a naked drunk may sprawled out awkwardly on your couch!]


B)

[The Captain is in your bathroom! Yes! Yours!

He might be sitting on the toilet or in the shower laid out and looking very uncomfortable. Muttering curses and other things not for young ears.]


C)

[The Captain is in your yard!

Is he stuck in your tree? How did he get up there!?

Is he just laid out on your lawn for all the world to see? How embarrassing for everyone!]


D)

[The Captain is in your bed!

Are you a light sleeper? He just stumbled into your room and is crawling under the covers with you!

Are you a deep sleeper? Be prepared for awkward spooning!]


((*OOC: If you wish The Captain can have boxers and/or pants. Maybe they are his own, maybe they are your not!dad's or even yours! Just put "Boxers!" or "Pants!" in the subject line with the option of your choice.

Choose one and enjoy!))

Comments

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Drugs that make you go to sleep . . . ? We have gas that does that, but I don't think it's very good for you...

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, probably not but I don't got many choices at this point.

I mean ☠☠☠☠, I tried it without and now I am in your house.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

...Do you want me to see if I can try to do anything to help?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Do you have a psychic way of keeping me from dreaming?

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure about that, but I can put you to sleep if I slow your brain waves a little. I can make you go unconscious, too, and people don't dream then, but that's really a good idea...

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Really? It might be worth a shot then.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

((*not* really a good idea))

. . . Did you want to try the sleeping, first?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He's willing to try pills he doesn't understand, any idea is a better idea.]

Whatever you think will work kid, drinking myself unconscious is how I ended up here so that's out.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

It's probably healthier if you can get to sleep by yourself. But I'll see what I can do for now.

Can you try to relax?

[Lucas's hands will begin to glow with the power of his PSI as he approaches.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Sure, I'll try.

[He'll lean back and let out a slow breath. He trusts Lucas not to explode him with psychic power.

Also, the booze is keeping him nice and sedated.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

[At that moment, Lucas sneezes and the Captain's head explodes.

...Or actually, Lucas sneezes and nothing particularly interesting happens. He takes this as a natural sign to stop, though, and watches the Captain curiously to see if he was beginning to doze off.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[That would work, oddly enough. He's snoring loudly.

It seems The Captain is easily effected by status effects.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

[Lucas simply blinks for a few seconds at how well it worked before he pulls up the blankets a little and backs away.

He will have to remember to wash this later.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Or burn it. The Captain snores loudly but at least is asleep, without pills, for the first time in a while.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

[Lucas slowly tiptoes out of the room and heads back upstairs to his homework.]