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The Captain ([personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain) wrote2010-05-24 10:25 pm

Bender 15 - Indecent Exposure! (Action | Heading Towards Mitchell Road)

[The Captain is on the side walk!

Okay, you got me. He isn't randomly breaking into your homes, harassing your pets or fighting with your trees this time. He is just walking home. On the side walk, not cutting through anyone's front yards or trespassing in the least.

Only one problem, he's ☠☠☠☠ naked! That's right, nude from head to toe. Striding home confident and proud of something. Maybe it was the 2 ten dollar bills he had crumpled in his fist.

He wasn't even drunk! No, he just got done a fight and didn't want to fly while flapping in the breeze. He thought it more discreet to walk. Yes, you read that right. The self proclaimed super hero just scammed a guy out of 20 bucks. A plan he didn't think entirely through.

So feel free to yell at him, call the cops or otherwise approach him. He's heading home otherwise.]

[identity profile] bloody-hime.livejournal.com 2010-05-27 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
... a super hero that wants to forget he exists? What has gone on in your life.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-05-27 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Plenty of ☠☠☠☠. Not like the ☠☠☠☠ ever stops coming though now a days.

[identity profile] bloody-hime.livejournal.com 2010-05-27 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
... Well, perhaps you should dtop making bets that involve you becoming naked.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-05-27 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I didn't plan to be naked. Besides I won money so I'll just buy new clothes... what's the big deal?

[Also he's still standing naked in the front yard.]

[identity profile] bloody-hime.livejournal.com 2010-05-27 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Get inside and put on some pants. We will continue this talk inside.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure we will...

[Though he was going inside, and he was going to put pants on. He might be stubborn but he still always fell in line.]