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[The Captain is on the side walk!
Okay, you got me. He isn't randomly breaking into your homes, harassing your pets or fighting with your trees this time. He is just walking home. On the side walk, not cutting through anyone's front yards or trespassing in the least.
Only one problem, he's ☠☠☠☠ naked! That's right, nude from head to toe. Striding home confident and proud of something. Maybe it was the 2 ten dollar bills he had crumpled in his fist.
He wasn't even drunk! No, he just got done a fight and didn't want to fly while flapping in the breeze. He thought it more discreet to walk. Yes, you read that right. The self proclaimed super hero just scammed a guy out of 20 bucks. A plan he didn't think entirely through.
So feel free to yell at him, call the cops or otherwise approach him. He's heading home otherwise.]
Okay, you got me. He isn't randomly breaking into your homes, harassing your pets or fighting with your trees this time. He is just walking home. On the side walk, not cutting through anyone's front yards or trespassing in the least.
Only one problem, he's ☠☠☠☠ naked! That's right, nude from head to toe. Striding home confident and proud of something. Maybe it was the 2 ten dollar bills he had crumpled in his fist.
He wasn't even drunk! No, he just got done a fight and didn't want to fly while flapping in the breeze. He thought it more discreet to walk. Yes, you read that right. The self proclaimed super hero just scammed a guy out of 20 bucks. A plan he didn't think entirely through.
So feel free to yell at him, call the cops or otherwise approach him. He's heading home otherwise.]
