Bender 15 - Indecent Exposure! (Action | Heading Towards Mitchell Road)

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain is on the side walk!

Okay, you got me. He isn't randomly breaking into your homes, harassing your pets or fighting with your trees this time. He is just walking home. On the side walk, not cutting through anyone's front yards or trespassing in the least.

Only one problem, he's ☠☠☠☠ naked! That's right, nude from head to toe. Striding home confident and proud of something. Maybe it was the 2 ten dollar bills he had crumpled in his fist.

He wasn't even drunk! No, he just got done a fight and didn't want to fly while flapping in the breeze. He thought it more discreet to walk. Yes, you read that right. The self proclaimed super hero just scammed a guy out of 20 bucks. A plan he didn't think entirely through.

So feel free to yell at him, call the cops or otherwise approach him. He's heading home otherwise.]

Comments

[passes-out.livejournal.com]

[He had just gotten home from Olivier's. The first thing that came to mind was over confidence but since he knows The Captain pretty well, he simply sputters then laughs.]

What on Earth are you doing walking around with not a stitch of clothing?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He'd wave. Grinning.]

I lost the clothes during a bet that I won. I'm on my way home to get more clothes.

[passes-out.livejournal.com]

[One eyebrow twists up and it was clear that Ichabod was trying to figure out how losing clothes is winning a bet.]

And...what was this bet?

[Every time he spoke with The Captain there was always something different.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Oh, someone was telling me their big robot was better than me. I told him it couldn't make me bleed. He argued then we put a bet on it.

Guess who won?

[He just told Mr. Crane. Also, a massive fight would explain his clothes being gone. He was near invincible, his clothes were not.]

[passes-out.livejournal.com]

[He snickered at first then burst into laughter that his sides started to hurt. After a few moments, he shakes his head with a sigh.]

Then....allow me to drive you home. Your hickory would startle the ladies.

[bloody-hime.livejournal.com]

*Hime is sitting on the porch as The Captain starts to walk towards the house.*

...

*She picks up a book next to her and chucks it at him.*

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Winces and it bounces off his shoulder when he tries to avoid getting it in the face.]

Hey!

[bloody-hime.livejournal.com]

Why are you naked?

*She is not turning away from you, even though you are naked.*

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He stood proud with his hands on his hips.]

Because I won a bet.

[bloody-hime.livejournal.com]

*Now a large rock is heading towards your manhood*

That doesn't answer anything you idiot!

When the Captain is inside the house or something?

[teacup-parry.livejournal.com]

*Shina's just... sipping tea. She doesn't seem particularly bothered by the Captain's state of undress*

Sure

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He wasn't too bothered either. Even if he likely got in a lot of trouble with Hime just before entering.]

I won.

[He said proudly as he entered.]

Re: Sure

[teacup-parry.livejournal.com]

Congratulations.

Re: Sure

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Now I need to put some pants on...

[He was not going to be modest, he had just walked a few blocks naked. Now he was going to his closet to get some clothes.]

[teacup-parry.livejournal.com]

That would be a good idea.

[hourai-branch.livejournal.com]

[Covers her eyes]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain was not trying to cover up and would just wave to the kid. Laughing some as he was thrilled, he just held up against a real threat! Also he won 20 bucks.

Yes, The Captain can add exposing himself to kids to his list of trama he causes children.]

[hourai-branch.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, but you're rather naked.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah kid, sorry about that. I'm just having too much fun, I promise the next time you see me I'll have pants.

[hourai-branch.livejournal.com]

....right.

Any excuse to use this icon.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[Crowe's walking home from his daily beatings training with Jecht. Tired and sore as usual, he's not usually too aware of his surroundings, but, well, a naked guy walking down the street is something that you don't see often, even in Mayfield. Crowe looks appalled.]

S-sir! What... what are you doing?!

Re: Any excuse to use this icon.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Strutting and proud... if nude and fugly.]

What does it look like? I won a bet.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

What? How does walking around naked in the streets mean you WON a bet?!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Oh... oh!

Yeah, I lost them while winning the ☠☠☠☠ bet. It was worth it.

[If just barely... he did technically have a net win considering the time period.]

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[mutters] Good lord. Look. You ought to get inside before someone calls the police on you! You could get droned for something like this.