Bender 22 - Loving His Job! (Action)

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain is in your house! efficiency apartment.

Yes, he has broken in again. Yes, he is drunk. This time though with a purpose!

The Captain has been assigned to collect 20 bottles by Friday! Which means he is in your house, drinking whatever alcohol he can find so he can keep the bottle!

He has a bag, and he is determined! If you don't happen to be lucky enough to have booze, which most may not, he is still going through your barren cupboards.

Seems the bar actually has limits!

He may mutter something about "commie ☠☠☠☠"

So, feel free to catch him on the street or terrorizing your homes once again! Maybe you can help him actually complete his task!]

Comments

[metal-idol-key.livejournal.com]

[Key is relatively calm about both the Captain's raeg and the fact that her hands look like shit. She takes a step back, though, just to give him some room. Eh, you know, her thought process isn't the best these days.]

It was Key's fault, do not worry. She was not properly working the machines at the factory; Key should have been more careful.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

...

☠☠☠☠...

[The Captain is at a loss.]

How about you... uh... rest. I'll go do you're job for you. What do they have you doing anyways?

[So much calmer now, his rage is gone.]

[metalidolkey.livejournal.com]

Key is finding beets caught in the machines, but she also reconnects broken bands and gears. They said it was a good job for Key because her hands are smaller than a man's.

[She's holding up her hands and looking at them.]

...

...Captain does not need to do Key's job--she can do it still. She still has more than half.

GAH! You're killing me!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Shakes his head.]

No... ☠☠☠☠ kid.

Don't let them do this ☠☠☠☠ to you.

☠☠☠☠ them.

Key is good like that. *_*b

[metalidolkey.livejournal.com]

But... Key cannot quit... Key is supposed to keep going. If Key does not go to work and school, they will re-educate Key.

It's becoming a game of who can maim themselves the most, no one ever wins!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Then go to school, I'll just tell them I am Key when I go to work.

[Brilliant!]

\o/ WOOHOO We can be maiming buddies!

[metal-idol-key.livejournal.com]

[Key frowns.]

...You will get into trouble...

Everyone does the Woohooo man forever, the top to subjects in my inbox had him.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I'm always in trouble. The trick is getting you out.

\o/ WOOHOO ALWAYS AND FOREVER

[metal-idol-key.livejournal.com]

...Thank you, Captain....

Everything is ruined forever.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Don't mention it kid... just...

Hey I'll come check on you after work okay?

RUINED!!!

[metal-idol-key.livejournal.com]

All right. Key will be waiting. Please be safe, Captain.

Doom!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He'd wave and go do just that.]

[metal-idol-key.livejournal.com]

[Don't drink and operate heavy machinery, Captain!]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Soon to be too late!]