The Captain (
hisnameisthecaptain) wrote2010-07-06 07:25 pm
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Bender 22 - Loving His Job! (Action)
[The Captain is in your house! efficiency apartment.
Yes, he has broken in again. Yes, he is drunk. This time though with a purpose!
The Captain has been assigned to collect 20 bottles by Friday! Which means he is in your house, drinking whatever alcohol he can find so he can keep the bottle!
He has a bag, and he is determined! If you don't happen to be lucky enough to have booze, which most may not, he is still going through your barren cupboards.
Seems the bar actually has limits!
He may mutter something about "commie ☠☠☠☠"
So, feel free to catch him on the street or terrorizing your homes once again! Maybe you can help him actually complete his task!]
Yes, he has broken in again. Yes, he is drunk. This time though with a purpose!
The Captain has been assigned to collect 20 bottles by Friday! Which means he is in your house, drinking whatever alcohol he can find so he can keep the bottle!
He has a bag, and he is determined! If you don't happen to be lucky enough to have booze, which most may not, he is still going through your barren cupboards.
Seems the bar actually has limits!
He may mutter something about "commie ☠☠☠☠"
So, feel free to catch him on the street or terrorizing your homes once again! Maybe you can help him actually complete his task!]
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Captain, what are you doing? Are you in need of beets?
[You may or may not notice in your drunken stupor that Key's hands are bandaged. Did that silly girl burn herself? Aha, no. She's missing a pinky on one hand and the other has three fingers that are now only half of what they used to be.
...What did you expect, no one should have Key operation beet shredders.]
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GAH! You're killing me!
Key is good like that. *_*b
It's becoming a game of who can maim themselves the most, no one ever wins!
\o/ WOOHOO We can be maiming buddies!
Everyone does the Woohooo man forever, the top to subjects in my inbox had him.
\o/ WOOHOO ALWAYS AND FOREVER
Everything is ruined forever.
RUINED!!!
Doom!
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PFFFFFFffffftttttttt!
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Get out.
[you may be beat up.]
Anything goes!
Awesome.
Dumb dumb dumb...
Yes insult the lethal woman....
He's bad at this sort of thing
I can tell
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[Granted she's never been drunk in her life, but it's the principal!]
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