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The Captain ([personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain) wrote2010-07-06 07:25 pm

Bender 22 - Loving His Job! (Action)

[The Captain is in your house! efficiency apartment.

Yes, he has broken in again. Yes, he is drunk. This time though with a purpose!

The Captain has been assigned to collect 20 bottles by Friday! Which means he is in your house, drinking whatever alcohol he can find so he can keep the bottle!

He has a bag, and he is determined! If you don't happen to be lucky enough to have booze, which most may not, he is still going through your barren cupboards.

Seems the bar actually has limits!

He may mutter something about "commie ☠☠☠☠"

So, feel free to catch him on the street or terrorizing your homes once again! Maybe you can help him actually complete his task!]

[identity profile] metal-idol-key.livejournal.com 2010-07-06 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[NINJA ROBOT GIRL HUP.]

Captain, what are you doing? Are you in need of beets?

[You may or may not notice in your drunken stupor that Key's hands are bandaged. Did that silly girl burn herself? Aha, no. She's missing a pinky on one hand and the other has three fingers that are now only half of what they used to be.

...What did you expect, no one should have Key operation beet shredders.]

[identity profile] wolf-wolves.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
I was going to drink that, you know.

[identity profile] ona-yoyo.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[What better time than when you're drunk. Hey howdy hey, there's a puppet staring at you as you pilfer from his family's cabinet.]

[identity profile] likeahex.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[In the house And Tex is pissed at you]

Get out.

[you may be beat up.]

[identity profile] hurtjustalittle.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
How did you get in here? Get out! That's my alcohol!

[Granted she's never been drunk in her life, but it's the principal!]

[identity profile] bloody-hime.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
... I see you are enjoying yourself...