hisnameisthecaptain: (drunk)
The Captain ([personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain) wrote2010-07-06 07:25 pm

Bender 22 - Loving His Job! (Action)

[The Captain is in your house! efficiency apartment.

Yes, he has broken in again. Yes, he is drunk. This time though with a purpose!

The Captain has been assigned to collect 20 bottles by Friday! Which means he is in your house, drinking whatever alcohol he can find so he can keep the bottle!

He has a bag, and he is determined! If you don't happen to be lucky enough to have booze, which most may not, he is still going through your barren cupboards.

Seems the bar actually has limits!

He may mutter something about "commie ☠☠☠☠"

So, feel free to catch him on the street or terrorizing your homes once again! Maybe you can help him actually complete his task!]

Anything goes!

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
You get out...

[He frowns at her. Drunk enough to be stubborn and annoyed.]

I got a job to do... where's your alcohol?

Awesome.

[identity profile] likeahex.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[And she's just going to walk in front of him.]

I'm giving you one chance to get out of here before I make you.

Dumb dumb dumb...

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
How about you go get me a sandwich to soak up this vodka... I got work to do.

Yes insult the lethal woman....

[identity profile] likeahex.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
.....what did you just say to me?

He's bad at this sort of thing

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
You heard me, whatever... ☠☠☠☠.. let me do my job!

I can tell

[identity profile] likeahex.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Not likely.

[And with that she cracks her knuckles and goes to punch him in the face.]