hisnameisthecaptain: (drunk)
The Captain ([personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain) wrote2010-07-06 07:25 pm

Bender 22 - Loving His Job! (Action)

[The Captain is in your house! efficiency apartment.

Yes, he has broken in again. Yes, he is drunk. This time though with a purpose!

The Captain has been assigned to collect 20 bottles by Friday! Which means he is in your house, drinking whatever alcohol he can find so he can keep the bottle!

He has a bag, and he is determined! If you don't happen to be lucky enough to have booze, which most may not, he is still going through your barren cupboards.

Seems the bar actually has limits!

He may mutter something about "commie ☠☠☠☠"

So, feel free to catch him on the street or terrorizing your homes once again! Maybe you can help him actually complete his task!]

It's becoming a game of who can maim themselves the most, no one ever wins!

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Then go to school, I'll just tell them I am Key when I go to work.

[Brilliant!]

\o/ WOOHOO We can be maiming buddies!

[identity profile] metal-idol-key.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Key frowns.]

...You will get into trouble...

Everyone does the Woohooo man forever, the top to subjects in my inbox had him.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm always in trouble. The trick is getting you out.

\o/ WOOHOO ALWAYS AND FOREVER

[identity profile] metal-idol-key.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
...Thank you, Captain....

Everything is ruined forever.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Don't mention it kid... just...

Hey I'll come check on you after work okay?

RUINED!!!

[identity profile] metal-idol-key.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
All right. Key will be waiting. Please be safe, Captain.

Doom!

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[He'd wave and go do just that.]

[identity profile] metal-idol-key.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't drink and operate heavy machinery, Captain!]

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Soon to be too late!]