Bender 22 - Loving His Job! (Action)

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain is in your house! efficiency apartment.

Yes, he has broken in again. Yes, he is drunk. This time though with a purpose!

The Captain has been assigned to collect 20 bottles by Friday! Which means he is in your house, drinking whatever alcohol he can find so he can keep the bottle!

He has a bag, and he is determined! If you don't happen to be lucky enough to have booze, which most may not, he is still going through your barren cupboards.

Seems the bar actually has limits!

He may mutter something about "commie ☠☠☠☠"

So, feel free to catch him on the street or terrorizing your homes once again! Maybe you can help him actually complete his task!]

Comments

[metal-idol-key.livejournal.com]

[NINJA ROBOT GIRL HUP.]

Captain, what are you doing? Are you in need of beets?

[You may or may not notice in your drunken stupor that Key's hands are bandaged. Did that silly girl burn herself? Aha, no. She's missing a pinky on one hand and the other has three fingers that are now only half of what they used to be.

...What did you expect, no one should have Key operation beet shredders.]

1/3

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Puts down the stuff he is pulling from the cabinets to look to key.]

Oh hey I didn't notice...

2/3

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Notice...

3/3

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Who the ☠☠☠☠ did that? What the ☠☠☠☠ happened?

No more games, I'm ☠☠☠☠ someone until they are dead...

[metal-idol-key.livejournal.com]

[Key is relatively calm about both the Captain's raeg and the fact that her hands look like shit. She takes a step back, though, just to give him some room. Eh, you know, her thought process isn't the best these days.]

It was Key's fault, do not worry. She was not properly working the machines at the factory; Key should have been more careful.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

...

☠☠☠☠...

[The Captain is at a loss.]

How about you... uh... rest. I'll go do you're job for you. What do they have you doing anyways?

[So much calmer now, his rage is gone.]

[metalidolkey.livejournal.com]

Key is finding beets caught in the machines, but she also reconnects broken bands and gears. They said it was a good job for Key because her hands are smaller than a man's.

[She's holding up her hands and looking at them.]

...

...Captain does not need to do Key's job--she can do it still. She still has more than half.

GAH! You're killing me!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Shakes his head.]

No... ☠☠☠☠ kid.

Don't let them do this ☠☠☠☠ to you.

☠☠☠☠ them.

Key is good like that. *_*b

[metalidolkey.livejournal.com]

But... Key cannot quit... Key is supposed to keep going. If Key does not go to work and school, they will re-educate Key.

[wolf-wolves.livejournal.com]

I was going to drink that, you know.

[ona-yoyo.livejournal.com]

[What better time than when you're drunk. Hey howdy hey, there's a puppet staring at you as you pilfer from his family's cabinet.]

PFFFFFFffffftttttttt!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Pulling stuff from the Cabinet, he finally sees the toy out of the corner of his eye. Staring at it a moment, was it there before?]

I can't believe these ☠☠☠☠ allow toys after all this, I guess they aren't entirely cold blooded.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He opens it and takes a swig.]

It's your... civic duty codered! I need the bottle emptied.

It's becoming a game of who can maim themselves the most, no one ever wins!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Then go to school, I'll just tell them I am Key when I go to work.

[Brilliant!]

[ona-yoyo.livejournal.com]

Well, that's because I'm not a normal toy, partner. Why are you digging through our cabinets?

\o/ WOOHOO We can be maiming buddies!

[metal-idol-key.livejournal.com]

[Key frowns.]

...You will get into trouble...

Everyone does the Woohooo man forever, the top to subjects in my inbox had him.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I'm always in trouble. The trick is getting you out.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Holy ☠☠☠☠! It talked!

....

[Stumbling backwards and tripping over a chair, crashing to the ground.]

[likeahex.livejournal.com]

[In the house And Tex is pissed at you]

Get out.

[you may be beat up.]

[hurtjustalittle.livejournal.com]

How did you get in here? Get out! That's my alcohol!

[Granted she's never been drunk in her life, but it's the principal!]

Anything goes!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

You get out...

[He frowns at her. Drunk enough to be stubborn and annoyed.]

I got a job to do... where's your alcohol?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Holding the bottle in his hand. He's just about to open it up.]

Hey!... I'm ☠☠☠☠ trying to work here. Back off kid.

Awesome.

[likeahex.livejournal.com]

[And she's just going to walk in front of him.]

I'm giving you one chance to get out of here before I make you.

[bloody-hime.livejournal.com]

... I see you are enjoying yourself...

[hurtjustalittle.livejournal.com]

This isn't work. It's thievery.

[Grabbing as many of the bottles as she can and trying to snatch the one he's holding from this hand.]