hisnameisthecaptain: (drunk)
The Captain ([personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain) wrote2010-03-14 09:36 pm

Bender 2


 
[[ Location: IN YOUR HOME ]]


[The Captain is in your home.  Yes your home.  He is a haggard looking man.  He has one arm in a sling, having recently broken it upon entering Mayfield.

It seems The Captain is very drunk.

Any of these things are possible:

--There is an empty bottle of liquor on your living room floor.  Your front door is open and he is currently searching your kitchen for a late night snack or another bottle of alcohol. 

--He is laying on your couch, smelling of booze with a half empty bottle in his good hand.  He is moaning and groaning about something.  You hear the name Beyond and Tabitha.  Again the front door is wide open.

--He is in your garage, so very lost.  Knocking things over and cursing loudly as he crashes around.

--He is in your back yard arguing with your tree.  He'll throw his bottle of booze at it and then get very upset over not having anymore booze.

Do as you would if any of these events happened at your house.]

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Obviously not quite getting this.]

So you're one of those ☠☠☠☠ who took the Heartstar ain't you? I'm Captain ☠☠☠☠ and I'm the ☠☠☠☠ hero here.

[Tries to get up and just ends up face first in the carpet, not able to catch himself with one arm.]

[identity profile] child-abuser.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I don't care what you call yourself, or what you think you're the hero of. Never heard of this 'Heart Star' either. All I know is you're in my house, drinkin' my booze, and I've had a damn bad day. So you better turn your ass around and walk out that door before I toss you out of it.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Muttering into the carpet.]

I'm gonna find Beyond and then I am going to ☠☠☠☠ them.

[Obviously is not hearing him anymore, responding only to his own thoughts.]

[identity profile] child-abuser.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Time's up."

[Jecht walks over, kicking the man in the small of the back to make sure he won't fight back. He then grabs him by the collar, dragging him roughly in the direction of the door and kicking him onto the front step.]

"Don't let me see your face around here again. Next time I won't be so gentle."

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He'd go without a fight not even able to stand on his own as he laid in a pile on the front porch.]

☠☠☠☠ what the ☠☠☠☠ just hit me...?

[identity profile] child-abuser.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[THE DOOR SLAMS BEHIND HIM.]