Bender 2

[hisnameisthecaptain]

 

[[ Location: IN YOUR HOME ]]

[The Captain is in your home.  Yes your home.  He is a haggard looking man.  He has one arm in a sling, having recently broken it upon entering Mayfield.

It seems The Captain is very drunk.

Any of these things are possible:

--There is an empty bottle of liquor on your living room floor.  Your front door is open and he is currently searching your kitchen for a late night snack or another bottle of alcohol. 

--He is laying on your couch, smelling of booze with a half empty bottle in his good hand.  He is moaning and groaning about something.  You hear the name Beyond and Tabitha.  Again the front door is wide open.

--He is in your garage, so very lost.  Knocking things over and cursing loudly as he crashes around.

--He is in your back yard arguing with your tree.  He'll throw his bottle of booze at it and then get very upset over not having anymore booze.

Do as you would if any of these events happened at your house.]

Comments

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

[Jecht comes back in from a good day of walking around town breaking mailboxes and Norsemen's noses to find some drunken idiot lying on the couch, surrounded by liquor bottles. Already pretty irritated, he walks over there and smacks the one he's working on out of his hand.]

"Hey, fucker. You better have a damn good reason to be in my house right now."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain would open his eyes peering through a haze of inebriation.]

Who the ☠☠☠☠ are you? You one of those Beyond ☠☠☠☠ finally showing yourself?

[darker-alice.livejournal.com]

[Alice hears some noises downstairs, much too noisy to be Hakkai's. She herself isn't one for sleeping, so, roused, she walks down the stairs. Upon seeing the man, who is clearly not one of the family, rummaging through the refrigerator, a kitchen knife appears in her hand.

It was no Vorpal blade, but it would do.]

"Explain yourself or be run through," she says softly, looking as if she meant every word.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain would turn his drunken gaze upon the one with the knife looking just as confused as she was to be there.]

I'm looking for my ☠☠☠☠ alcohol. What ☠☠☠☠ are you doing in my house? You're not the little girl with the funny noises.

[bluecapboy.livejournal.com]

[At first, Luke mistakes you for his not!dad laying on the couch. When he realizes you aren't his fake dad, he just kind of stares at you in stunned silence.]

Um...who are you?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Doesn't even look over at the kid who talks to him.]

I'm Captain ☠☠☠☠ and I'm gonna kick Beyond'sssss ☠☠☠☠. Then I'm going to kill them. Then I am going to ☠☠☠☠ them. Do you know why? Cause I'm the ☠☠☠☠ hero.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Scout's at home, bored out of his mind. Trying to plan and failing. This town seems to be sapping his will, and he hates it. He never slept much to begin with but lately he's been getting almost none.

The noise in the garage gets his attention instantly. He grabs his bat and goes to investigate. He hopes this'll be an excuse to finally use it.

He silently stalks into the garage to see the Captain fumbling around and bumping into everything.

This fuckin' guy again.

Scout sighs, lowers his bat and flips on the light.]

What the fuck are you doing.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[When the light comes on The Captain would stumble, trip over a hose, face plant on the ground and just lay there giving a long groaning curse.]

☠☠☠☠!

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

[WHO THE FUCK DIDN'T LOCK THE DOOR?!

And there's a stranger by the refrigerator and Margot is going to freak the fuck out on you.

By freaking the fuck out, I mean she's hefting a lamp in her hand, creeping towards you in the dark to bash your head in.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain would take the hit like a champ. And by like a champ I mean he crashes to the floor in a heap and just gives a long slow cursing groan of pain]

☠☠☠☠!

[mare-libertas.livejournal.com]

[watches you argue with the tree. Wonders if you count as a fair target for his slingshot.]

What did that tree do to you?

[looks at bottle of booze, is pretty sure that rum belonged to England...]

Are you a friend of Jerk-England?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Doesn't look at the kid but definitely talks loud enough so the kid would hear him.]

This ☠☠☠☠ just took away all my alcohol. I'm going to ☠☠☠☠ him and then find Beyond and ☠☠☠☠ them too.

Who the ☠☠☠☠ is jerking?

[bornwithskison.livejournal.com]

_{[just going to kick at the corner of his couch]}

...Get off my couch, you.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Will roll off the couch and crash face first in the carpet.]

☠☠☠☠ stupid ☠☠☠☠ arm ☠☠☠☠ superwood.

[hateslonglines.livejournal.com]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain, startled, would spin around. Being drunk he didn't do well with spinning so would end up face first on the ground.]

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

I'd not argue too much with that tree. It's already been through a lot with me.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain would look at his now broken bottle of liquor, then back at the tree, then over to her.]

That ☠☠☠☠ took my alcohol. ☠☠☠☠ Beyond and their ☠☠☠☠ superwood...

☠☠☠☠ this place.

[playswithwater.livejournal.com]

[Just sort of watching the man on the couch. Sigh.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He would just mutter to himself not noticing anyone there yet. Obviously drunk and now accidentially pouring his bottle of liquor on the ground.]

... superwood... Beyond... I'm a hero...

[pencilpremonition]

[Comes into the house; recognises that smell without even looking at the man on the couch; staggers backwards, terrified out of her mind.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain is muttering a bit before he speaks up. His non broken arm still holding that bottle. He has yet to notice her in his drunken state.]

☠☠☠☠ Beyond and their super wood. I'm a ☠☠☠☠ hero. I'm gonna save the day!

[notmytomorrow.livejournal.com]

[[Waking up to crashing in the garage on her day off is totally not cool. She wraps a bathrobe around her negligee and goes to...

what
the
fudge?

Uhm...]]

Ah...I'm afraid you're in the wrong garage. Are you lost?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Well The Captain would be surprised, dropping his bottle of whiskey. It would shatter on the ground as he stumbled into a wall, unable to brace himself because of his broken arm.]

☠☠☠☠ what is wrong with my ☠☠☠☠ arm!?

Beyond and their ☠☠☠☠ superwood and this ☠☠☠☠ place and what the ☠☠☠☠ are you doing in my house?

[He wasn't even in the house...]

[katto-katto.livejournal.com]

Ahem.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain dropped whatever he was moving in the cabinets, convinced there was booze stashed behind something.]

☠☠☠☠ what? You gonna hit me too?