Bender 2

[hisnameisthecaptain]

 

[[ Location: IN YOUR HOME ]]

[The Captain is in your home.  Yes your home.  He is a haggard looking man.  He has one arm in a sling, having recently broken it upon entering Mayfield.

It seems The Captain is very drunk.

Any of these things are possible:

--There is an empty bottle of liquor on your living room floor.  Your front door is open and he is currently searching your kitchen for a late night snack or another bottle of alcohol. 

--He is laying on your couch, smelling of booze with a half empty bottle in his good hand.  He is moaning and groaning about something.  You hear the name Beyond and Tabitha.  Again the front door is wide open.

--He is in your garage, so very lost.  Knocking things over and cursing loudly as he crashes around.

--He is in your back yard arguing with your tree.  He'll throw his bottle of booze at it and then get very upset over not having anymore booze.

Do as you would if any of these events happened at your house.]

Comments

[mare-libertas.livejournal.com]

[watches you argue with the tree. Wonders if you count as a fair target for his slingshot.]

What did that tree do to you?

[looks at bottle of booze, is pretty sure that rum belonged to England...]

Are you a friend of Jerk-England?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Doesn't look at the kid but definitely talks loud enough so the kid would hear him.]

This ☠☠☠☠ just took away all my alcohol. I'm going to ☠☠☠☠ him and then find Beyond and ☠☠☠☠ them too.

Who the ☠☠☠☠ is jerking?

[mare-libertas.livejournal.com]

[stares. blinks.]

England is my brother. And also my fake dad. What's a ☠☠☠☠?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Finally would look up at the kid, seeing where the voice lead.]

England is a ☠☠☠☠ country... I ain't a ☠☠☠☠ idiot.

A ☠☠☠☠ is like a ☠☠☠☠ but doesn't ☠☠☠☠ all that much. I just call him a ☠☠☠☠ because he ☠☠☠☠ took my alcohol.

[mare-libertas.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and he's my brother.

[stares with wide eyes. Those words are new. And he'd lived with England before.]

So ☠☠☠☠ is the same as ☠☠☠☠? Wow...

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He'll forget about the booze for a moment, it really wasn't his to begin with and the tree wasn't really putting up a case.]

Well your brother sounds like a ☠☠☠☠.

A ☠☠☠☠ is kinda like a ☠☠☠☠. Depends on how pissed off you are. If you are angry then he's a ☠☠☠☠, if you are really angry he is a ☠☠☠☠.

[mare-libertas.livejournal.com]

[nods in understanding]

Then England is definately a ☠☠☠☠.

[looks at broken bottle of rum thoughtfully. This guy was pretty interesting.]

Y'know, we have more liquor in the house.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Nods in agreement, it was easy for him to follow.]

Yeah, we'll ☠☠☠☠ that ☠☠☠☠ if he ever shows his face again.

[Perks up though hearing that last part and comes walking in the house.]

I love this ☠☠☠☠ house.

[mare-libertas.livejournal.com]

Yeah! And that ☠☠☠☠ Denmark too!

[Follows you into the house, straight to the liquor cabinet. Hands you a bottle of...something.]

How long have you been in town? Do you have a plan to escape yet?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah! ☠☠☠☠ Denmark, no one likes that country anyways....

[Wouldn't look, would just open and begin drinking it. Taking a seat at the kitchen table and looking at the kid.]

I'm gonna fly out of here... cause I'm the ☠☠☠☠ Captain and if I can see sky I can get the ☠☠☠☠ out....

[mare-libertas.livejournal.com]

Right! We'll show him!

[pause....]

You can FLY?!? No way! That's awesome....

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Flying is awesome!

[He'll take another long swig.]

I am the ☠☠☠☠ Captain!

[mare-libertas.livejournal.com]

That is the ☠☠☠☠ coolest thing ever!!

Can you show me?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah!!! Let's ☠☠☠☠ fly! Where's the ☠☠☠☠ way out of here?

[He'd stand up and stagger pushing the table some and almost fall over. Cheering with his bottle of booze.]

[mare-libertas.livejournal.com]

If you're gonna fly away, we should go on the roof. Then I'll get to watch!

[bounces excitedly, leads the way upstairs]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah! The roof! Cause heroes fly off the ☠☠☠☠ roof!

[He'll get up and be drunkenly lead up the stairs.]

[mare-libertas.livejournal.com]

[helps you onto the roof. You look a little unsteady.]

So, is flying really hard?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He'd step out the window and onto the roof.]

Yeah! It's ☠☠☠☠ easy! Landing's the hard part. They never teach you that....

[He turns from the window now on the roof and sees the town at night. Everything spins! The Captain is too drunk to be on someone's roof!

The Captain leans over and pukes on the roof. Leaning a bit too far he falls, rolling off the roof and off the roof. Cursing the entire way until the sickening crunch of him landing on the front porch head first. Breaking his own neck.

The Captain is dead.]

[mare-libertas.livejournal.com]

[stares......]

☠☠☠☠!

[runs downstairs. Yep. Dead all right. ☠☠☠☠.]

[running into house now. going to call for help...]