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hisnameisthecaptain) wrote2010-03-14 09:36 pm
Bender 2
[The Captain is in your home. Yes your home. He is a haggard looking man. He has one arm in a sling, having recently broken it upon entering Mayfield.
It seems The Captain is very drunk.
Any of these things are possible:
--There is an empty bottle of liquor on your living room floor. Your front door is open and he is currently searching your kitchen for a late night snack or another bottle of alcohol.
--He is laying on your couch, smelling of booze with a half empty bottle in his good hand. He is moaning and groaning about something. You hear the name Beyond and Tabitha. Again the front door is wide open.
--He is in your garage, so very lost. Knocking things over and cursing loudly as he crashes around.
--He is in your back yard arguing with your tree. He'll throw his bottle of booze at it and then get very upset over not having anymore booze.
Do as you would if any of these events happened at your house.]
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[He'd stand up and stagger pushing the table some and almost fall over. Cheering with his bottle of booze.]
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[bounces excitedly, leads the way upstairs]
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[He'll get up and be drunkenly lead up the stairs.]
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So, is flying really hard?
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Yeah! It's ☠☠☠☠ easy! Landing's the hard part. They never teach you that....
[He turns from the window now on the roof and sees the town at night. Everything spins! The Captain is too drunk to be on someone's roof!
The Captain leans over and pukes on the roof. Leaning a bit too far he falls, rolling off the roof and off the roof. Cursing the entire way until the sickening crunch of him landing on the front porch head first. Breaking his own neck.
The Captain is dead.]
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☠☠☠☠!
[runs downstairs. Yep. Dead all right. ☠☠☠☠.]
[running into house now. going to call for help...]