Bender 2

[hisnameisthecaptain]

 

[[ Location: IN YOUR HOME ]]

[The Captain is in your home.  Yes your home.  He is a haggard looking man.  He has one arm in a sling, having recently broken it upon entering Mayfield.

It seems The Captain is very drunk.

Any of these things are possible:

--There is an empty bottle of liquor on your living room floor.  Your front door is open and he is currently searching your kitchen for a late night snack or another bottle of alcohol. 

--He is laying on your couch, smelling of booze with a half empty bottle in his good hand.  He is moaning and groaning about something.  You hear the name Beyond and Tabitha.  Again the front door is wide open.

--He is in your garage, so very lost.  Knocking things over and cursing loudly as he crashes around.

--He is in your back yard arguing with your tree.  He'll throw his bottle of booze at it and then get very upset over not having anymore booze.

Do as you would if any of these events happened at your house.]

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[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[He laughs.] Yeah man, yeah you fuckin' are. Christ, what the hell am I gonna do with you? OK, yer gonna sit here until you sober yer ass up an' remmeber where the hell you live.

[He gets up to make coffee.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He'd nod as if understanding.]

Yeah... See you're a good man doc...

Got any rum in here?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

No more booze fer you, Captain Drunkass. [You're handed a mug of black coffee.] An' fer the last time, I ain't a doctor. My name is Scout.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain would take the mug and take a big pull. Then spit it on the floor coughing.]

☠☠☠☠ it burns! What the ☠☠☠☠ is this?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[FACEPALM] It's coffee, jackass.

Awright, that's it. I'm done wit' you. Time to go. Take the coffee with ya. [He motions you towards the back door]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain would be easy to herd out the door with his coffee in hand. He tried drinking again, his tongue and mouth already burned. He got to swallow this bit as he left.]