Bender 2

[hisnameisthecaptain]

 

[[ Location: IN YOUR HOME ]]

[The Captain is in your home.  Yes your home.  He is a haggard looking man.  He has one arm in a sling, having recently broken it upon entering Mayfield.

It seems The Captain is very drunk.

Any of these things are possible:

--There is an empty bottle of liquor on your living room floor.  Your front door is open and he is currently searching your kitchen for a late night snack or another bottle of alcohol. 

--He is laying on your couch, smelling of booze with a half empty bottle in his good hand.  He is moaning and groaning about something.  You hear the name Beyond and Tabitha.  Again the front door is wide open.

--He is in your garage, so very lost.  Knocking things over and cursing loudly as he crashes around.

--He is in your back yard arguing with your tree.  He'll throw his bottle of booze at it and then get very upset over not having anymore booze.

Do as you would if any of these events happened at your house.]

Comments

[bornwithskison.livejournal.com]

Speak Norwegian.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Norway is ☠☠☠☠ boring....

[bornwithskison.livejournal.com]

No I'm not. I was a viking.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Nobody likes the Vikings, they're a terrible team...

[bornwithskison.livejournal.com]

I wasn't talking about football.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Well then what are you talking about?

[bornwithskison.livejournal.com]

Pillage, plunder, rape your villages?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

So you're a pirate...☠☠☠☠. Are we near the sea?

[It was more and more obvious that he couldn't retain a thought for long enough. It was likely he didn't even remember what started this conversation.]