Bender 2

[hisnameisthecaptain]

 

[[ Location: IN YOUR HOME ]]

[The Captain is in your home.  Yes your home.  He is a haggard looking man.  He has one arm in a sling, having recently broken it upon entering Mayfield.

It seems The Captain is very drunk.

Any of these things are possible:

--There is an empty bottle of liquor on your living room floor.  Your front door is open and he is currently searching your kitchen for a late night snack or another bottle of alcohol. 

--He is laying on your couch, smelling of booze with a half empty bottle in his good hand.  He is moaning and groaning about something.  You hear the name Beyond and Tabitha.  Again the front door is wide open.

--He is in your garage, so very lost.  Knocking things over and cursing loudly as he crashes around.

--He is in your back yard arguing with your tree.  He'll throw his bottle of booze at it and then get very upset over not having anymore booze.

Do as you would if any of these events happened at your house.]

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[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

[Jecht comes back in from a good day of walking around town breaking mailboxes and Norsemen's noses to find some drunken idiot lying on the couch, surrounded by liquor bottles. Already pretty irritated, he walks over there and smacks the one he's working on out of his hand.]

"Hey, fucker. You better have a damn good reason to be in my house right now."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain would open his eyes peering through a haze of inebriation.]

Who the ☠☠☠☠ are you? You one of those Beyond ☠☠☠☠ finally showing yourself?

[darker-alice.livejournal.com]

[Alice hears some noises downstairs, much too noisy to be Hakkai's. She herself isn't one for sleeping, so, roused, she walks down the stairs. Upon seeing the man, who is clearly not one of the family, rummaging through the refrigerator, a kitchen knife appears in her hand.

It was no Vorpal blade, but it would do.]

"Explain yourself or be run through," she says softly, looking as if she meant every word.

[bluecapboy.livejournal.com]

[At first, Luke mistakes you for his not!dad laying on the couch. When he realizes you aren't his fake dad, he just kind of stares at you in stunned silence.]

Um...who are you?

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

"I dunno what the hell you're talking about, but I'm gonna shove my foot far beyond the crack of your ass if you don't leave right now."

[He pauses for a moment, cracking his knuckles and rolling his head back and forth.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain would turn his drunken gaze upon the one with the knife looking just as confused as she was to be there.]

I'm looking for my ☠☠☠☠ alcohol. What ☠☠☠☠ are you doing in my house? You're not the little girl with the funny noises.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Obviously not quite getting this.]

So you're one of those ☠☠☠☠ who took the Heartstar ain't you? I'm Captain ☠☠☠☠ and I'm the ☠☠☠☠ hero here.

[Tries to get up and just ends up face first in the carpet, not able to catch himself with one arm.]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Scout's at home, bored out of his mind. Trying to plan and failing. This town seems to be sapping his will, and he hates it. He never slept much to begin with but lately he's been getting almost none.

The noise in the garage gets his attention instantly. He grabs his bat and goes to investigate. He hopes this'll be an excuse to finally use it.

He silently stalks into the garage to see the Captain fumbling around and bumping into everything.

This fuckin' guy again.

Scout sighs, lowers his bat and flips on the light.]

What the fuck are you doing.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Doesn't even look over at the kid who talks to him.]

I'm Captain ☠☠☠☠ and I'm gonna kick Beyond'sssss ☠☠☠☠. Then I'm going to kill them. Then I am going to ☠☠☠☠ them. Do you know why? Cause I'm the ☠☠☠☠ hero.

[darker-alice.livejournal.com]

"I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about in between the rude language," Alice replied. "But as you are in an inebriated state, I should clarify a few things. Firstly, you are in MY house. Secondly, you will refrain from going through my family's things. Thirdly, I am still holding this knife and more than capable of using it on thieves. You ought to have stolen from one of our nicer residents."

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

I don't care what you call yourself, or what you think you're the hero of. Never heard of this 'Heart Star' either. All I know is you're in my house, drinkin' my booze, and I've had a damn bad day. So you better turn your ass around and walk out that door before I toss you out of it.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[When the light comes on The Captain would stumble, trip over a hose, face plant on the ground and just lay there giving a long groaning curse.]

☠☠☠☠!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Muttering into the carpet.]

I'm gonna find Beyond and then I am going to ☠☠☠☠ them.

[Obviously is not hearing him anymore, responding only to his own thoughts.]

[bluecapboy.livejournal.com]

[Captain who...? He wasn't sure what exactly he was talking about, but all he knew was that there was a strange, drunk man in his house.]

I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about, but if you don't leave I'm going to call for Mr. Giriko.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain stared at her a long moment as 1 + 1 slowly made 2.]

Not my house?

[Now seeing the knife.]

Oh for ☠☠☠☠ sake. How the ☠☠☠☠ did I get here?

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

"Time's up."

[Jecht walks over, kicking the man in the small of the back to make sure he won't fight back. He then grabs him by the collar, dragging him roughly in the direction of the door and kicking him onto the front step.]

"Don't let me see your face around here again. Next time I won't be so gentle."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Still not getting up just yet. Muttering, barely able to speak up now.]

☠☠☠☠ Mr. Girpachinko machine... ☠☠☠☠

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He'd go without a fight not even able to stand on his own as he laid in a pile on the front porch.]

☠☠☠☠ what the ☠☠☠☠ just hit me...?

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

[WHO THE FUCK DIDN'T LOCK THE DOOR?!

And there's a stranger by the refrigerator and Margot is going to freak the fuck out on you.

By freaking the fuck out, I mean she's hefting a lamp in her hand, creeping towards you in the dark to bash your head in.]

[darker-alice.livejournal.com]

"No," Alice replied. "And if I knew how you'd gotten here, I wouldn't be holding a knife right now, would I?"

Really. What was with him and all the rude words? It made her ears ache.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Scout rubs his forehead. Here comes another headache.]

Look buddy, you get yerself hurt again an' I ain't draggin' yer sorry ass to the doctor again. C'mon, get up. [You're being prodded with a bat again.]

[child-abuser.livejournal.com]

[THE DOOR SLAMS BEHIND HIM.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain would take the hit like a champ. And by like a champ I mean he crashes to the floor in a heap and just gives a long slow cursing groan of pain]

☠☠☠☠!

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

[She has the lamp poised to hit him again.]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Now just frustrated with that line of logic, not that his was any clearer to him.]

How would I know who the ☠☠☠☠ holds knives and how my arm is broken and who makes the super wood!?