43rd Hangover - Crash and Burn!

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Action]

[As a drone, The Captain is competent at many things that are normally beyond him.

The ability to dress one's self.

History.

Literacy.

The ability to drive a car without crashing.

So when he comes out of his drone state, while driving, it's no wonder he is confused and things don't go so well.

The Captain drives the car right up a sidewalk, across a yard and into a tree. Smashing it pretty good.

With super strength, he kicks the door off and stumbles out of the wreck. Only his clothes are messed up by it.

He looks pissed.]


[Phone]

☠☠☠☠, Nextwave, sound off or something. Let me know who all is still here.

Anyone else who thinks they're a Super Hero, answer too.

I've been thinking.

Comments

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

...

That doesn't sound very heroic.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

It's not really a little girl, it's that ☠☠☠☠ Smith kid.

It's some all powerful ☠☠☠☠ desguised as a kid.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh yeah.

Sorry, I forgot.

From what I heard, it's really some sick fuck mad scientist named Zemekis.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

That sounds right.

So, you in?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

You name the time, place, and where to kick-ass.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Will do, I might have us all gather and figure it out.

We got a lot of ☠☠☠☠ kickers, we are going to need some planners.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I guess the ol' going in guns blazing plan may not pan out so well here...

What kinda stuff could we plan for?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Everything...

I'm kinda hoping they pulled in one of those super geniuses super heroes or someone who can read the future or something...

Otherwise, we'll go with who ever has the best idea.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Well...

Keep in mind I got it from that fat nazi bastard, but apparently since Zemekis can warp reality and guys like The Milkman can too there could be a way we could do it too somehow...

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Well, hopefully someone's got that worked out already...

Wait, a Nazi guy?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

The Major, he calls himself. He's a fat fuck nazi cyborg asshole.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Of course he is.

I think I talked to him once. Probably glad Captain America isn't here or he'd bully us all into helping him fight The Major all the time.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hell, I ripped his head off but he still wants to go. Fuckin' Nazis, man.

And who the hell is Captain America?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Next time squish him like a car compactor would and put him in some luggage. That'd be funny.

Captain America...

You got a big super hero back home?

Guy who is the best of the best, leads the best and everyone wants to be him?

Also a colossal jerk?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Or crush him down to sauerkraut.

Yeah, he's called The Man.

Leader of The Justice Rangers and Chief Government Superhuman.

But he's also saved the world more times than I can count.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

That's kinda clever...

The Man? Really. He's the biggest good guy and he's only "The Man"?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yup.

I guess it makes sense 'cause he's apparently worked with the Feds since day one.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

That is lame.

Yeah, Captain America fought in a few wars and works for the United states so he's got their backing.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Either way, the guy can punch people through mountains.

Makes sense. Captain America? That pretty much says it all.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and he's got a stick up his ☠☠☠☠. Still, he's saved the day more times than I've been to the bar so I guess the wrold needs guys like him.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Maybe true.

But the world also needs us to beat the shit outta the bad guys.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yep.

There's plenty of guys who could use a broken jaw or a crushed skull.