43rd Hangover - Crash and Burn!

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Action]

[As a drone, The Captain is competent at many things that are normally beyond him.

The ability to dress one's self.

History.

Literacy.

The ability to drive a car without crashing.

So when he comes out of his drone state, while driving, it's no wonder he is confused and things don't go so well.

The Captain drives the car right up a sidewalk, across a yard and into a tree. Smashing it pretty good.

With super strength, he kicks the door off and stumbles out of the wreck. Only his clothes are messed up by it.

He looks pissed.]


[Phone]

☠☠☠☠, Nextwave, sound off or something. Let me know who all is still here.

Anyone else who thinks they're a Super Hero, answer too.

I've been thinking.

Comments

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Or crush him down to sauerkraut.

Yeah, he's called The Man.

Leader of The Justice Rangers and Chief Government Superhuman.

But he's also saved the world more times than I can count.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

That's kinda clever...

The Man? Really. He's the biggest good guy and he's only "The Man"?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yup.

I guess it makes sense 'cause he's apparently worked with the Feds since day one.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

That is lame.

Yeah, Captain America fought in a few wars and works for the United states so he's got their backing.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Either way, the guy can punch people through mountains.

Makes sense. Captain America? That pretty much says it all.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and he's got a stick up his ☠☠☠☠. Still, he's saved the day more times than I've been to the bar so I guess the wrold needs guys like him.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Maybe true.

But the world also needs us to beat the shit outta the bad guys.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yep.

There's plenty of guys who could use a broken jaw or a crushed skull.