43rd Hangover - Crash and Burn!
Sep. 6th, 2011 10:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hisnameisthecaptain[Action]
[As a drone, The Captain is competent at many things that are normally beyond him.
The ability to dress one's self.
History.
Literacy.
The ability to drive a car without crashing.
So when he comes out of his drone state, while driving, it's no wonder he is confused and things don't go so well.
The Captain drives the car right up a sidewalk, across a yard and into a tree. Smashing it pretty good.
With super strength, he kicks the door off and stumbles out of the wreck. Only his clothes are messed up by it.
He looks pissed.]
[Phone]
☠☠☠☠, Nextwave, sound off or something. Let me know who all is still here.
Anyone else who thinks they're a Super Hero, answer too.
I've been thinking.
[As a drone, The Captain is competent at many things that are normally beyond him.
The ability to dress one's self.
History.
Literacy.
The ability to drive a car without crashing.
So when he comes out of his drone state, while driving, it's no wonder he is confused and things don't go so well.
The Captain drives the car right up a sidewalk, across a yard and into a tree. Smashing it pretty good.
With super strength, he kicks the door off and stumbles out of the wreck. Only his clothes are messed up by it.
He looks pissed.]
[Phone]
☠☠☠☠, Nextwave, sound off or something. Let me know who all is still here.
Anyone else who thinks they're a Super Hero, answer too.
I've been thinking.
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Date: 2011-09-07 07:23 pm (UTC)That doesn't sound very heroic.
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Date: 2011-09-07 07:29 pm (UTC)It's some all powerful ☠☠☠☠ desguised as a kid.
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Date: 2011-09-07 07:53 pm (UTC)Sorry, I forgot.
From what I heard, it's really some sick fuck mad scientist named Zemekis.
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Date: 2011-09-07 08:13 pm (UTC)So, you in?
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Date: 2011-09-07 08:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-08 02:16 am (UTC)We got a lot of ☠☠☠☠ kickers, we are going to need some planners.
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Date: 2011-09-08 04:05 am (UTC)What kinda stuff could we plan for?
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Date: 2011-09-11 05:28 pm (UTC)I'm kinda hoping they pulled in one of those super geniuses super heroes or someone who can read the future or something...
Otherwise, we'll go with who ever has the best idea.
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Date: 2011-09-11 06:03 pm (UTC)Keep in mind I got it from that fat nazi bastard, but apparently since Zemekis can warp reality and guys like The Milkman can too there could be a way we could do it too somehow...
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Date: 2011-09-11 06:20 pm (UTC)Wait, a Nazi guy?
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Date: 2011-09-11 06:29 pm (UTC)The Major, he calls himself. He's a fat fuck nazi cyborg asshole.
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Date: 2011-09-11 06:45 pm (UTC)I think I talked to him once. Probably glad Captain America isn't here or he'd bully us all into helping him fight The Major all the time.
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Date: 2011-09-11 06:49 pm (UTC)And who the hell is Captain America?
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Date: 2011-09-11 09:02 pm (UTC)Captain America...
You got a big super hero back home?
Guy who is the best of the best, leads the best and everyone wants to be him?
Also a colossal jerk?
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Date: 2011-09-11 09:16 pm (UTC)Yeah, he's called The Man.
Leader of The Justice Rangers and Chief Government Superhuman.
But he's also saved the world more times than I can count.
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Date: 2011-09-11 10:06 pm (UTC)The Man? Really. He's the biggest good guy and he's only "The Man"?
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Date: 2011-09-11 10:16 pm (UTC)I guess it makes sense 'cause he's apparently worked with the Feds since day one.
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Date: 2011-09-11 10:44 pm (UTC)Yeah, Captain America fought in a few wars and works for the United states so he's got their backing.
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Date: 2011-09-11 11:04 pm (UTC)Makes sense. Captain America? That pretty much says it all.
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Date: 2011-09-12 01:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 03:06 pm (UTC)Maybe true.
But the world also needs us to beat the shit outta the bad guys.
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Date: 2011-09-12 04:01 pm (UTC)There's plenty of guys who could use a broken jaw or a crushed skull.