Bender 22 - Loving His Job! (Action)

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain is in your house! efficiency apartment.

Yes, he has broken in again. Yes, he is drunk. This time though with a purpose!

The Captain has been assigned to collect 20 bottles by Friday! Which means he is in your house, drinking whatever alcohol he can find so he can keep the bottle!

He has a bag, and he is determined! If you don't happen to be lucky enough to have booze, which most may not, he is still going through your barren cupboards.

Seems the bar actually has limits!

He may mutter something about "commie ☠☠☠☠"

So, feel free to catch him on the street or terrorizing your homes once again! Maybe you can help him actually complete his task!]

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PFFFFFFffffftttttttt!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Pulling stuff from the Cabinet, he finally sees the toy out of the corner of his eye. Staring at it a moment, was it there before?]

I can't believe these ☠☠☠☠ allow toys after all this, I guess they aren't entirely cold blooded.

[ona-yoyo.livejournal.com]

Well, that's because I'm not a normal toy, partner. Why are you digging through our cabinets?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Holy ☠☠☠☠! It talked!

....

[Stumbling backwards and tripping over a chair, crashing to the ground.]

[on-a-yoyo.livejournal.com]

[OMIGOD, Woody winces and opens an eye as the racket ends.]

Are... you okay?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

☠☠☠☠... no... ☠☠☠☠...

[He just laid there.]

That's it... ☠☠☠☠ vodka... and it's ☠☠☠☠ talking toys.

[on-a-yo-yo.livejournal.com]

Hey, you should really watch your language! Kids live here, y'know.

Are you really surprised that a toy can talk?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

No.. really... what the ☠☠☠☠ does vodka do to me?

I'm not worried about kids, I'm worried someone put something in my alcohol.

[ona-yoyo.livejournal.com]

What in tarnation do I gotta do to prove I'm a real toy talking to ya??