Bender 22 - Loving His Job! (Action)

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain is in your house! efficiency apartment.

Yes, he has broken in again. Yes, he is drunk. This time though with a purpose!

The Captain has been assigned to collect 20 bottles by Friday! Which means he is in your house, drinking whatever alcohol he can find so he can keep the bottle!

He has a bag, and he is determined! If you don't happen to be lucky enough to have booze, which most may not, he is still going through your barren cupboards.

Seems the bar actually has limits!

He may mutter something about "commie ☠☠☠☠"

So, feel free to catch him on the street or terrorizing your homes once again! Maybe you can help him actually complete his task!]

Comments

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Holding the bottle in his hand. He's just about to open it up.]

Hey!... I'm ☠☠☠☠ trying to work here. Back off kid.

[hurtjustalittle.livejournal.com]

This isn't work. It's thievery.

[Grabbing as many of the bottles as she can and trying to snatch the one he's holding from this hand.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I was told to...

[As she snatched his, he snatched at hers.

Sadly this ends badly. He falls forward into her with enough drunk weight to knock an average person down. This is not intentional. Yes, he this will hurt him.]

[hurtjustalittle.livejournal.com]

What-

[She drops the bottles, and miraculously they manage to roll away undamaged because they weren’t that far from the ground. No such luck Jane, who cannot avoid the poor Captain and ends up getting trapped.]

Mrrrmf! Geft rff m’! Geft rff m’!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Ignores the girl and scrambles for the booze. That involves some hard pokes with elbows and knees.]

[hurtjustalittle.livejournal.com]

N- ow, ow- no! Scrambling over a member of the Volturi guard- ouch, ouch- is an executable offence! You'll regret this!

[After much screaming and flailing, her hands manage to catch a single bottle. She promptly struggles to her feet and tries to run off with it, because it's better than nothing.]