hisnameisthecaptain: (drunk)
The Captain ([personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain) wrote2010-03-14 09:36 pm

Bender 2


 
[[ Location: IN YOUR HOME ]]


[The Captain is in your home.  Yes your home.  He is a haggard looking man.  He has one arm in a sling, having recently broken it upon entering Mayfield.

It seems The Captain is very drunk.

Any of these things are possible:

--There is an empty bottle of liquor on your living room floor.  Your front door is open and he is currently searching your kitchen for a late night snack or another bottle of alcohol. 

--He is laying on your couch, smelling of booze with a half empty bottle in his good hand.  He is moaning and groaning about something.  You hear the name Beyond and Tabitha.  Again the front door is wide open.

--He is in your garage, so very lost.  Knocking things over and cursing loudly as he crashes around.

--He is in your back yard arguing with your tree.  He'll throw his bottle of booze at it and then get very upset over not having anymore booze.

Do as you would if any of these events happened at your house.]

[identity profile] bluecapboy.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[At first, Luke mistakes you for his not!dad laying on the couch. When he realizes you aren't his fake dad, he just kind of stares at you in stunned silence.]

Um...who are you?

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Doesn't even look over at the kid who talks to him.]

I'm Captain ☠☠☠☠ and I'm gonna kick Beyond'sssss ☠☠☠☠. Then I'm going to kill them. Then I am going to ☠☠☠☠ them. Do you know why? Cause I'm the ☠☠☠☠ hero.

[identity profile] bluecapboy.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Captain who...? He wasn't sure what exactly he was talking about, but all he knew was that there was a strange, drunk man in his house.]

I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about, but if you don't leave I'm going to call for Mr. Giriko.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Still not getting up just yet. Muttering, barely able to speak up now.]

☠☠☠☠ Mr. Girpachinko machine... ☠☠☠☠

[identity profile] bluecapboy.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
...Right, I'm just going to get Mr. Giriko now.

[And he starts heading towards the stairs to get not!dad.]