hisnameisthecaptain: (drunk)
The Captain ([personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain) wrote2010-03-14 09:36 pm

Bender 2


 
[[ Location: IN YOUR HOME ]]


[The Captain is in your home.  Yes your home.  He is a haggard looking man.  He has one arm in a sling, having recently broken it upon entering Mayfield.

It seems The Captain is very drunk.

Any of these things are possible:

--There is an empty bottle of liquor on your living room floor.  Your front door is open and he is currently searching your kitchen for a late night snack or another bottle of alcohol. 

--He is laying on your couch, smelling of booze with a half empty bottle in his good hand.  He is moaning and groaning about something.  You hear the name Beyond and Tabitha.  Again the front door is wide open.

--He is in your garage, so very lost.  Knocking things over and cursing loudly as he crashes around.

--He is in your back yard arguing with your tree.  He'll throw his bottle of booze at it and then get very upset over not having anymore booze.

Do as you would if any of these events happened at your house.]

[identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com 2010-04-08 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
The house that you live in.

[identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com 2010-04-08 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll be expected to at least play along while you're here.

[identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
You should work it out with your 'family'.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-04-10 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust me lady, they don't need me.

[identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com 2010-04-10 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Even so, we all need to play along.

[identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Push too hard, and eventually the town pushes back.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well they can go ☠☠☠☠ a ☠☠☠☠ for what I care.

[identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Thus far that kind of thinking has been a losing battle.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well I lost a long time ago lady. Lets see them try to take that away from me!

[identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
That's one way to look at it.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the best way to look at it. ☠☠☠☠... if Nextwave gets here we are burning this place to the ☠☠☠☠ ground.

[identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Good luck getting it to stay.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'll show them... I'll show everyone.

[identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Your tenacity is impressive.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Because I'm a ☠☠☠☠ hero...