Bender 2

[hisnameisthecaptain]

 

[[ Location: IN YOUR HOME ]]

[The Captain is in your home.  Yes your home.  He is a haggard looking man.  He has one arm in a sling, having recently broken it upon entering Mayfield.

It seems The Captain is very drunk.

Any of these things are possible:

--There is an empty bottle of liquor on your living room floor.  Your front door is open and he is currently searching your kitchen for a late night snack or another bottle of alcohol. 

--He is laying on your couch, smelling of booze with a half empty bottle in his good hand.  He is moaning and groaning about something.  You hear the name Beyond and Tabitha.  Again the front door is wide open.

--He is in your garage, so very lost.  Knocking things over and cursing loudly as he crashes around.

--He is in your back yard arguing with your tree.  He'll throw his bottle of booze at it and then get very upset over not having anymore booze.

Do as you would if any of these events happened at your house.]

Comments

[hateslonglines.livejournal.com]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain, startled, would spin around. Being drunk he didn't do well with spinning so would end up face first on the ground.]

[hateslonglines.livejournal.com]

....

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain would not look up from his place on the floor.]

Hey kid? Want to be a ☠☠☠☠ hero? Get me my ☠☠☠☠ rum... cause I'm Captain ☠☠☠☠

[hateslonglines.livejournal.com]

I will do nothing of the sort!

Besides, the rum happens to be gone!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

☠☠☠☠

[The Captain would slowly try to push himself up to stand. Get as far as all fours before the spinning won out.

The Captain, on his hands and knees, would vomit on the floor.]

[hateslonglines.livejournal.com]

I hope the moment you sober up you will clean up your vomit.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[He'd cough then choke out a few words.]

What ☠☠☠☠...? Where the ☠☠☠☠ am I?

[hateslonglines.livejournal.com]

845 Goldberg.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

That's not even a ☠☠☠☠ place...

[Not what he meant to say but what came out in his drunken state. Pushing himself to stand.]

So where's my ☠☠☠☠ place then?

[hateslonglines.livejournal.com]

It's a street in a town called Mayfield. There for it is a place.

And I don't know. The only thing I do know is that you do not belong in this house.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Fine, whatever. ☠☠☠☠ you...

[He'd stagger a bit. Walking wasn't his favorite thing right now, but he was managing.]

Where's the door? Every house looks ☠☠☠☠ the same.