Bender 2

[hisnameisthecaptain]

 

[[ Location: IN YOUR HOME ]]

[The Captain is in your home.  Yes your home.  He is a haggard looking man.  He has one arm in a sling, having recently broken it upon entering Mayfield.

It seems The Captain is very drunk.

Any of these things are possible:

--There is an empty bottle of liquor on your living room floor.  Your front door is open and he is currently searching your kitchen for a late night snack or another bottle of alcohol. 

--He is laying on your couch, smelling of booze with a half empty bottle in his good hand.  He is moaning and groaning about something.  You hear the name Beyond and Tabitha.  Again the front door is wide open.

--He is in your garage, so very lost.  Knocking things over and cursing loudly as he crashes around.

--He is in your back yard arguing with your tree.  He'll throw his bottle of booze at it and then get very upset over not having anymore booze.

Do as you would if any of these events happened at your house.]

Comments

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain would turn his drunken gaze upon the one with the knife looking just as confused as she was to be there.]

I'm looking for my ☠☠☠☠ alcohol. What ☠☠☠☠ are you doing in my house? You're not the little girl with the funny noises.

[darker-alice.livejournal.com]

"I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about in between the rude language," Alice replied. "But as you are in an inebriated state, I should clarify a few things. Firstly, you are in MY house. Secondly, you will refrain from going through my family's things. Thirdly, I am still holding this knife and more than capable of using it on thieves. You ought to have stolen from one of our nicer residents."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain stared at her a long moment as 1 + 1 slowly made 2.]

Not my house?

[Now seeing the knife.]

Oh for ☠☠☠☠ sake. How the ☠☠☠☠ did I get here?

[darker-alice.livejournal.com]

"No," Alice replied. "And if I knew how you'd gotten here, I wouldn't be holding a knife right now, would I?"

Really. What was with him and all the rude words? It made her ears ache.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Now just frustrated with that line of logic, not that his was any clearer to him.]

How would I know who the ☠☠☠☠ holds knives and how my arm is broken and who makes the super wood!?

[darker-alice.livejournal.com]

"I can answer that simply: I am Alice, the one who is, at this very moment, holding a knife. You are an impertinent drunk person intruding in what appears to be my home, eating our things. Now, I have a very bad day, what with having a husband and daughter I never knew in a place I've never seen at a time I've never been, so needless to say, my temper is getting quite frail. If you would like to not see how much more put out I can be, kindly rummage for your items elsewhere."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The Captain obviously did not follow all of that, but the knife was good enough to convince even someone as dim as him.]

Sorry miss knife lady.... Uh where the ☠☠☠☠ is the exit?

[darker-alice.livejournal.com]

Alice pointed. "Kindly see yourself out. I would advise you to find your home, likely in a much sober state, or you will likely invite violence upon yourself."

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I'm The ☠☠☠☠ Captain... I ☠☠☠☠ violence...

[He would stumble his way out banging against corners and cursing as he did so before stumbling back out into the street.]